Does Fender still rule the stool?

[Jughead6]

So after 4 pages, am I going to be the only one to reply honestly to this thread?

 

[bassliner50]

Why not bring that DB in while you are on the bowl? Gotta have that legato arco tone to accompany productivity.

(I can't believe I just posted this).

 

[Buzz E]

I tried it once, sounded like crap...........

To me it was too farty...

 

[nerkoids]

So after 4 pages, am I going to be the only one to reply honestly to this thread?

Everyone on this thread is replying honestly. Honestly glib in my case, that is.

 

[Gaolee]

I always take a grand piano onto the bathroom with me. It's all about the sound.

 

[MrMerrey]

Why not bring that DB in while you are on the bowl? Gotta have that legato arco tone to accompany productivity.

(I can't believe I just posted this).

Plus the floor spike can always be useful... and you can wipe with the bow...

 

[twinjet]

Play my Schecter on the sh*tter all the time.

I play that Diamond series while squeezing some diamonds out of my own.

 

[Kmonk]

i bet you will now.

No I won't. No desire to. I have never been the type to spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I don't even read in there. I do my business and leave.

 

[I am Soma]

No I won't. No desire to. I have never been the type to spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I don't even read in there. I do my business and leave.

and now you can write songs in there!!!!!!

 

[5StringBlues]

and now you can write songs in there!!!!!!

"I write the songs that make the young girls poop........."

 

[fendermademygibson]

My P is Red. Should I be concerned?

 

[bassandkeys42]

Come on guys, we all know the best bass for porcelain is the Thunderturd!

 

[Thor]

This thread is worthless without pics.


This '63 is a water closet queen.

 

[Thor]

1.
Well, I had this one in the loo, but I lost the pic.

2.
The Scorpion had absolutely a superior P function. As long as you could control it while playing with it. You had to work to keep things on track, though.

The hefty size and weight of both makes them perfect seat material
However, the disadvantage I found with #1 and #2 was The Burns.

 

[bholder]

We may not always admit it but I know we all do it. We all take our basses into the bathroom with us to practice will we are doing our sit down business. I'm mean... honestly! It would be a huge waste of time not to. Right? Anyway.. now that we have all admitted it, Does Fender still rule the stool? I've tried using my Ibanez but it's just not the same as pooping with a P bass. I like to look down and see some tort loaf when I'm pinching off a loaf of my own. When it comes to toilet practice Leo really got it right the first time. What bass do you use? I bet it's a Fender or a Fender type bass, isn't it?

Pynchon Loaves would be a great name for a band, or a bakery.

 

[bholder]

1.
Well, I had this one in the loo, but I lost the pic.
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2.
The Scorpion had absolutely a superior P function. As long as you could control it while playing with it. You had to work to keep things on track, though.
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The hefty size and weight of both makes them perfect seat material
However, the disadvantage I found with #1 and #2 was The Burns.

Oooh Oooh - where'd I put my Burns Crossbow? Around here somewhere...

 

[bholder]

To me it was too farty...

That's why Irish Bean Soup has 239 beans, any more would be "two-farty".

 

[Dug2]

i did that once, bass sounded like sh**!

 

[ZenG]

 

[joebar]

that sound you heard while you were typing, was yet another non-TBer taking away your gig...