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Does Fender still rule the stool?

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I will admit to playing bass in the loo.

I ONLY play while my kids are taking a bath, and I am sitting on the counter watching them. It has been very good for the "stop looking at your fingers!!" thing.
 
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We may not always admit it but I know we all do it. We all take our basses into the bathroom with us to practice will we are doing our sit down business. I'm mean... honestly! It would be a huge waste of time not to. Right? Anyway.. now that we have all admitted it, Does Fender still rule the stool? I've tried using my Ibanez but it's just not the same as pooping with a P bass. I like to look down and see some tort loaf when I'm pinching off a loaf of my own. When it comes to toilet practice Leo really got it right the first time. What bass do you use? I bet it's a Fender or a Fender type bass, isn't it?

What's the best bass for porcelain?
 
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Though many have tried, they are impossible to flush. They swirl around and around but refuse to take the final plunge.
Some say that they are a jewel. Others say that they are simply too cruel to reside in the stool.
Whether or not they actually rule the stool could only be settled by way of an old school duel with a mule.
I know that this sounds cheap, but I was only attempting to fan the flames of the controversy and perhaps add some fuel.
 
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