douchey-ist bass face?

[Rum Ham]

We were playing on one of the nicest stages so the guitarist's wife wanted to get lots of pictures. She's a professional videographer so she had an excuse. But I was getting annoyed with her distracting me so i made a douchey bass face to try to ruin her picture.

Naturally, they all loved it and wanted that to be my official publicity photo. View attachment 2875445

Make America Crate Again!

 

[Spacehead_]

 

[baSfo]

I think all those effects need to plugged in and turned on at the same time.

 

[socialleper]

I've never understood why so many bass players feel the need to look like they are messing their drawers while playing. I know you have to "act" a little for the crowd, but come on.
And yes, the bassist from Haim is one of the most chronic offenders. She does it all the time (late night shows love Haim for some reason) and she isn't even laying down anything particularly good.

 

[morgansterne]

Make America Crate Again!

don't blame me, that's someone else's. Mine is the ampeg combo on top of it

 

[Resonance129]

How is it not this?

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lol Douchey face, indeed. But uh... What kind of bass is that? I like it.

 

[Gluvhand]

lol Douchey face, indeed. But uh... What kind of bass is that? I like it.

Cort Punisher.

 

[dragon68]

Bass players really need to step up their bass face game if they want to keep up with figure skaters.

 

[punchdrunk]

Ahem....

 

[Big Shrek]

He's got a great band...I have to go every year with the wife. I like how he talks pretty normal, little southern twang...and at concerts his speaking voice morphs into Blind Mellon Chitlin's...THAT'S douchie

That's actually a defense mechanism...when a southern guy drops into DEEP SOUTH,
he's usually nervous as heck about something. A little Stage Fright, mebbe...

Or about to pull an Epic Prank on a Yankee...the deeper the Drawl, the deeper the BS

 

[Big Shrek]

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Planet of the Apes?

 

[Mikey F]

 

[bearhart74]

no in between...

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

We can end this quickly.
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Gettin it

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

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Boy George plays bass?

 

[J_Bass]

This one is the real deal, though, champion of the world:

 

[Ostie]

no in between...

Ox Face is when you are totally devoid of any bass face.

 

[Winslow]

Apologies if this has already been posted somewhere in the 12 pages so far, but from one of the "Bass for Dummies" books:

 

[TonyP-]

Apologies if this has already been posted somewhere in the 12 pages so far, but from one of the "Bass for Dummies" books:

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That is my buddy Patrick and He rips...

 

[Winslow]

That is my buddy Patrick and He rips...

Cool!