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themacinator
Always looking for the perfect gig
- Oct 8, 2009
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- Endorsing Artist: Babicz FCH Hardware
themacinator
Always looking for the perfect gig
- Oct 8, 2009
- 1,511
- 138
- Disclosures
- Endorsing Artist: Babicz FCH Hardware
This one had me rolling! I'll post it with the reply from "a drummmer who passed you by." I love this ad so much!!
You're never going to find a drummer with that attitude. And since, after that rant, you actually put your name out there I'm pretty sure you have just isolated yourself from the good drummers in town. Douche....
Big deal so you can play AIC covers, barely. You look like a knob gobbler. Good luck with that chuckles...
Signed,
A real drummer who passed you by.
I am so sick of you stuck up little drummer boys if you were really the **** would you be on craigslist trying to find a band to play with. Most of you aren't even any good. I am a singing song writing bass player and just as rare as any drummer. I need a drummer as much as I needed a guitarist no more no less and It took me three days to find an excellent rhythm/lead player. The only reason I'm on here looking is I don't want to have to go to the bar and pick up some drunk. Seriously pull the sticks out of your *** and let's jam. I have everything you could need a place to practice, I even have a kit here so you don't have to pack up your ****, a car to transport my *** to you if need be just so long as you live in the Olympia area, places that have been waiting for me to get a new drummer so we can play and a singer, bass player and guitarist. This is an entirely new project starting from the ground up I have **** canned all of my original material to start fresh with a good drummer we could easily write ten songs a day good songs I've been doing it for years. Here are some videos of me playing. They are all half ****** but your no agent so I don't feel like I need to spend any real time trying to get these right they were all done in one take.
an original song
* Location: Doucheville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1648466631
You're never going to find a drummer with that attitude. And since, after that rant, you actually put your name out there I'm pretty sure you have just isolated yourself from the good drummers in town. Douche....
Big deal so you can play AIC covers, barely. You look like a knob gobbler. Good luck with that chuckles...
Signed,
A real drummer who passed you by.
I am so sick of you stuck up little drummer boys if you were really the **** would you be on craigslist trying to find a band to play with. Most of you aren't even any good. I am a singing song writing bass player and just as rare as any drummer. I need a drummer as much as I needed a guitarist no more no less and It took me three days to find an excellent rhythm/lead player. The only reason I'm on here looking is I don't want to have to go to the bar and pick up some drunk. Seriously pull the sticks out of your *** and let's jam. I have everything you could need a place to practice, I even have a kit here so you don't have to pack up your ****, a car to transport my *** to you if need be just so long as you live in the Olympia area, places that have been waiting for me to get a new drummer so we can play and a singer, bass player and guitarist. This is an entirely new project starting from the ground up I have **** canned all of my original material to start fresh with a good drummer we could easily write ten songs a day good songs I've been doing it for years. Here are some videos of me playing. They are all half ****** but your no agent so I don't feel like I need to spend any real time trying to get these right they were all done in one take.
an original song
* Location: Doucheville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1648466631
I watched the vids. This guy does not have the talent to go with that attitude that's for sure.
ATTENTION ALL ST. LOUIS CL MUSICIANS!!!! This Saturday Night we will have the St. Louis Battle of the Bands!!!! It will be held at Forest Park at the ballfields. Bring your band, bring beer, baseball bats, plenty of meth, bring all your friends (because you're going to need them!),but most of all, bring your superior macho attitude and muscles because for the first time ever, our Battle of the Bands will be a fight to the death gladiator-style competition!!! Every band (or soloist) for themselves!!! Beat the other bands (or soloists) to death, play at least two (2) original songs, allow all bystanders to critique your performance and tell you just how much you really suck, and you win!!! Hope to see you there!!! Good luck to all!!!
Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe this guy.
I looked at a couple of those clips, about a minute each. Never again! Pretty hard to take.
Waaaay too much anger in that post too....... I imagine he's desperate for someone to play with, but won't admit it.
I had to read this through a couple of times before I understood that the woman in question did not steal the wrong cushion covers. NO, she stole a set and replaced them with the wrong set......I think......or else she stole the money she was supposed to use to replace the set??? or??? Huh?
Ooo-kaayyy...
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true music mojo for sale - $65 (fresno)
Date: 2010-03-20, 11:07PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Are you frustrated with you your musical abilities? Not ready to sell your soul but, need a real boost? I am selling a fraction of my intense mojo.
I have seen it all and taken some of the sprit from each realm. Jimi gave me a little of his mojo (more then he gave to SRV) because he knew the cosmos floated in my visions. David Bowie lost a little when he was intoxicated one night, of course I was there to pick it up. Fate? I could go on to mention many others but my modesty stops me.
Well, sadly I angered some Gods who sent me here to Fresno as a sever punishment. I have been trying to avoid thinking about the pain so, I have been buying too much equipment at Guitar Center. Now I have some bills . Sadly, I have to let some of my mojo go for an excellent price or I could walk the streets selling myself. So you lucky bastards can have some real mojo, just like you always dreamed of with out paying the blood I have.
I would say it would be easy to turn you into an instant David Gilmour but, it would cost more to get to the early Santana level. Hit me up for the vibe.
Location: fresno
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1653890264
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true music mojo for sale - $65 (fresno)
Date: 2010-03-20, 11:07PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Are you frustrated with you your musical abilities? Not ready to sell your soul but, need a real boost? I am selling a fraction of my intense mojo.
I have seen it all and taken some of the sprit from each realm. Jimi gave me a little of his mojo (more then he gave to SRV) because he knew the cosmos floated in my visions. David Bowie lost a little when he was intoxicated one night, of course I was there to pick it up. Fate? I could go on to mention many others but my modesty stops me.
Well, sadly I angered some Gods who sent me here to Fresno as a sever punishment. I have been trying to avoid thinking about the pain so, I have been buying too much equipment at Guitar Center. Now I have some bills . Sadly, I have to let some of my mojo go for an excellent price or I could walk the streets selling myself. So you lucky bastards can have some real mojo, just like you always dreamed of with out paying the blood I have.
I would say it would be easy to turn you into an instant David Gilmour but, it would cost more to get to the early Santana level. Hit me up for the vibe.
Location: fresno
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1653890264
I should have been paying attention to this thread, my band is Wales Road. I didn't know we were disliked outside of Rochester too!
Can you shred?
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Do you shred?
Maybe you didnt hear me the first time. I said, DO YOU SHRED?
Thats right. Im serious. And if youre serious about new age christian rap music, then the only thing you need to do right now is email me . Then Ill give you my phone number, and when you call me, and I say Hello then I want you to say Its shred time. I got a music studio. Theres a dual cassette player in it and a mini fridge that is FULLY stocked with soda! Name Brand soda. My musical influences include: Electric Light Orchestra, The Guess Who, Staind, Wales Road, Petra, Newsboys, DMX, Dave Matthews Band, Wales Road, Big Red, and Hot Hot Heat. Please, homosexuals need not apply. You MUST have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour. That is NON- ****ING-NEGOTIABLE. Praise!!!!
like what you see?
And then his picture... you might want to keep him away from little kids.
Can you shred?
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Do you shred?
Maybe you didnt hear me the first time. I said, DO YOU SHRED?
Thats right. Im serious. And if youre serious about new age christian rap music, then the only thing you need to do right now is email me . Then Ill give you my phone number, and when you call me, and I say Hello then I want you to say Its shred time. I got a music studio. Theres a dual cassette player in it and a mini fridge that is FULLY stocked with soda! Name Brand soda. My musical influences include: Electric Light Orchestra, The Guess Who, Staind, Wales Road, Petra, Newsboys, DMX, Dave Matthews Band, Wales Road, Big Red, and Hot Hot Heat. Please, homosexuals need not apply. You MUST have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour. That is NON- ****ING-NEGOTIABLE. Praise!!!!
like what you see?
And then his picture... you might want to keep him away from little kids.
That one up there sounds familiar, especially the phone call instructions bit - I think a slightly different version of it has was posted a few pages back.
The "fully stocked name brand soda" CL ad was posted - what? - eight months ago? Can this same guy be still at it, or is soda an expected benefit???
And maybe this isn't such an odd ad, but dude, give us a period, comma or semicolon once in a while:
Date: 2010-03-19, 3:55PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
well almost all of our band members quit im 17 and my friend is 15 but he is very mature for his age next month he will be 16 any way our bassist quit cause he wanted a bass solo in every ****ing song so he quit cause we said no then our drummer quit cause they live close together and they practice all the time we are going to be tecnical deathcore/metalcore band just call me at 830 637 1136 or email at [email protected] if you live in austin you live too far cause thats 30 miles but round rock is close enough we live in bertram in between liberty hill and burnet also please have a good loud amp you dont have to have a halfstack just make sure it loud enough like 50 wats or higher
* Location: bertam 30 miles away from austin
Hmm, maybe it's not so strange an ad after all, because if I didn't have a solo in each song, I would quit too! And take the drummer with me!!
Date: 2010-03-19, 3:55PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
well almost all of our band members quit im 17 and my friend is 15 but he is very mature for his age next month he will be 16 any way our bassist quit cause he wanted a bass solo in every ****ing song so he quit cause we said no then our drummer quit cause they live close together and they practice all the time we are going to be tecnical deathcore/metalcore band just call me at 830 637 1136 or email at [email protected] if you live in austin you live too far cause thats 30 miles but round rock is close enough we live in bertram in between liberty hill and burnet also please have a good loud amp you dont have to have a halfstack just make sure it loud enough like 50 wats or higher
* Location: bertam 30 miles away from austin
Hmm, maybe it's not so strange an ad after all, because if I didn't have a solo in each song, I would quit too! And take the drummer with me!!
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