Dumb Craig's List Ads thread

[Richard Lindsey]

translation:

i stole this out of some dude's garage, looked around, saw what other big guitars were going for used, and multiplied by 10 because i think everyone that has a computer is stupider than me.

Alternate translation: it's a joke.

 

[caeman]

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame. Somehow.

 

[BostonTerror]

Maybe not the dumbest here, but maybe I'm just too literal of a person...

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1978 Fender Precision Bass Guitar - $975

1978 Fender Precision - Great sound and low Action - professionaly set-up new brass nut installed - comes with high quality gig bag. All original except:
Paint, Pots, Jack, Nut, Pickguard. Body has been refinished and relic'd. Plays perfect sounds great - have a sound clip if interested. Will consider trades.

Scammers don't bother.

 

[rhythmsection]

All original except:
Paint, Pots, Jack, Nut, Pickguard.

So....original strings?

Body has been refinished and relic'd.

Relic'd = Beat to s***.

 

[My name is Mudd]

So....original strings?

Those are relic'd also.

 

[PJMiDi]

So....original strings?

haha if so id buy it just because....

 

[colcifer]

Where's the brass nut?

 

[rosanne]

Those are relic'd also.

LOL

 

[Flipper43]

A little conceited, eh? [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

hey whats up im a rapper and i think im talented enough,theres something special about me when youre around me not only as in music but around me,,,
i think this state needs more guys like me, there's a couple but we all have to come together and make this place better because theres some hidden talent in this state

im 19 yrs old im real deticated im some other **** my work ethic is their,, i record in A closet i got a good mic and **** AND ALSO where ever i get a chance where the music could come out to good quality , but im looking for a engineer that's willing to **** with me and help me out and all that ****, i don't have as much as i did before but i want to get some going a music team that can support and that i could also support, if your a engineer or think you could help me i would appreciate a response back

if you a rapper to or something hit me up im open to get something going, but you cant be garbage though

but like i said if you think you can help then let me know ill appreciated thanks and i mean when i say theres something about me contact me im done

God, I hate my state.

 

[rosanne]

A little conceited, eh? [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

That's taking illiteracy to the next level.

 

[MonkeyBass]

I weep for our school system.

 

[Flipper43]

That's taking illiteracy to the next level.

I know!

 

[caeman]

Your assumption that school has played a part in the writer's life might be an optimistic assumption.

 

[Flipper43]

I weep for our school system.

As do I :[

 

[Flipper43]

Oh wait, I almost forgot. Rhode Island has been trying to transform itself into Harlem or Compton for quite some years now x]

 

[Joe Nerve]

Oh boy. I love craigslist. Another great NY posting [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] . I had to RE: this one.
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Hey:

You play bass, and you live in or near the city.

So maybe you're enjoying the "scene," playing in twelve bands, waiting to see which one will hit the big time.

Or, maybe you're a pay-for-play guy, with "chops" and "pro gear" and "image" thing down – a hired gun with a likely unrealistic dollar value to match.

Or maybe you're just one of those I'm-all-in types who nevertheless has no clue what you're doing and shows up playing ambling nonsense like Syd Barrett on a really rough day (yes, I know Syd played guitar – it still illustrates my point).

In which case: **** off. Save your time and ours.

We want a pitcher. Not a belly itcher. Someone who "gets" the whole "band" thing and doesn't act like a total "prick" at every "turn," and waste our "lives."

Come on. Don't kid yourself. You think you're making it big by being a douchebag? In THIS day and age? It ain't happenin'.

On the other hand, if you're ready to play, want to gig, and like performing with, like, real human beings, by all means, we'd love to hear from you.

Thanks.

PS: send links, please.

 

[Papazita]

I had no idea this was part of the new health care bill!

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Dental work for your guitar stuff (Columbus)

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Date: 2010-03-28, 11:22PM EDT
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Dental work for your guitars or amps. Email me.


•Location: Columbus
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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[R. Laevinus]

^^ That is TERRIFYING.

 

[timbledum]

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for The Tips.we are new.not gigged.live shows recently dug...The Cribs..Wooden Shjips,some one who aint meta lor emo.or alt country.must rock and lock in with a drummer.fender precision preferabl

Im not quite sure exactly what that means.

Not exactly craigs list but this is what we got in kiwiland:
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[pklima]

So maybe you're enjoying the "scene," playing in twelve bands, waiting to see which one will hit the big time.

Or, maybe you're a pay-for-play guy, with "chops" and "pro gear" and "image" thing down – a hired gun with a likely unrealistic dollar value to match.

So they basically don't want people who are good enough and smart enough to have better options. It's good of them to come out and say it up front.