Ever play at a clothing optional resort?

[SixtyCycleHum]

just do a slap solo with your bits

 

[WillyW]

If I've had a couple drinks, every resort is clothing optional.

that's what i told the judge

 

[Soverntear]

LMAO amazing! Pretty much summarizes it right there.

 

[SixtyCycleHum]

LMAO amazing! Pretty much summarizes it right there.

Hands behind the head and erryting!

 

[theduke1]

No but I’d like too!
;-)
Duke

 

[Soverntear]

Hands behind the head and erryting!

This is the way!

 

[BtaylorTheRogue]

We play a swinger's party every year right around halloween, and they are all lovely folks. It's held in the ballroom of a hotel that gets rented out.

Giant screens with projectors playing porn, there's a grope room in the corner, and a sex room off to the back, the usual stuff mostly, and all the major action tends to happen in the hotel rooms.

My fiance is monogamous, so these days I just chill by the pool and smoke during breaks. Or eat. Pretty decent nosh.

 

[Snaxster]

We should be thankful we are not playing the tuba in such situation.

Oy. So a trombone would be better?

 

[Low Down Brown]

Ha! Classic Murderface.

 

[SixtyCycleHum]

Oy. So a trombone would be better?

Ha. TromBONE.

 

[SixtyCycleHum]

Ha! Classic Murderface.

He is my greatest influence.

 

[Bruiser Stone]

When I saw this thread in it’s infancy, I knew it had promise.

 

[nick4bass]

Played the Starwood Festival (still happens annually I think) 3 times in the 90’s. Brushwood Folklore Center was the place in Sherman, NY. They called it “skyclad”. It’s true, once you get over the initial shock (after maybe 15-20 minutes for me) it was honestly no big deal.

 

[Stubb]

Yes, frequent…. both as a musician, and as a guest/resident. It’s wonderful! Have a great time!

Gig ended up falling through but this was basically my approach. A new experience, may as well dive in. So what if the folks are pudgy, not models, and old? I'm pudgy and no model, but I'm also pretty body positive and trying to be open minded.

 

[logdrum]

Drum circle only at a Rainbow festival when I was young. When I lived in San Diego I traversed Blacks Beach and it was not a pretty sight - I am not prude but... can't un-see certain things. Good luck

 

[Nakoatron]

No but if you do please post tons of pics.

 

[Hop Jam]

We should be thankful we are not playing the tuba in such situation.

Or trombone

 

[coyote1]

You're going to find out, quickly, that those who should remain clothed are the first to chose the "Clothing Optional" option. ...
Back in 1977 our band played an over 2,000 person swingers hotel party take-over and I managed to keep my clothes on for that.

What those of us who grew up with it found out is that this is not what it’s about. I’ve encountered a huge share of hotties at these places, and the point is that it’s not about that. It’s about being. Being free. Whoever you are, in whatever shape you’re in.

 

[Hop Jam]

If you take the gig, be sure to add "Let It All Hang Out" to your set list.

And “Thinkin Bout Yo Body” by Bobby McFerrin

 

[mcrawfordmusic]

It isn't as great as it sounds, trust me.