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Ever play at a clothing optional resort?

It is really no big deal. No one is looking at you. I went to a nude beach every weekend. After a while, when you leave and walk through the "regular" beach, you realize how unnatural and stupid looking it is for people to wear clothing at the beach. Bikinis are much more suggestive than the natural form.
 
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When I was a young man traveling in Europe in the early 1980s, I visited a beach in the south of France. Imagine my shock and awe when I realized it was a classic topless French beach, with beautiful (and many not-so-beautiful) French women letting it all hang out.

For about 10 minutes it was the greatest experience of my young life. After that, it just became normal and no more, uhm, titillating that a typical American beach.

I'm guessing after a few minutes you'll stop even noticing your clothing optional audience.
 
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Got hooked up to sub for an old friend's husband for a gig. Looking forward to it. Guy is a good writer with a following, not really in my genre but I'm flexible. Not sure what the pay is like but probably fine, and it's not super important.

Turns out the gig is at a clothing optional resort. Oh my.

Still doing it, perhaps making a weekend of it with my wife.

Anyone got any experience with something like this?

Yes. Pre-pandemic I played at a clothing optional resort in Paw Paw, WV (lulz).

Here's the thing: clothing optional is just that... which means that nudity is optional. Thank goddess! It was fine for everyone including the band to be clothed, and the band was clothed. Again, thank goddess! Don't wanna see my bandmates nekkid, don't want them to see me nekkid.

As for the gig: pay was great, management and patrons were friendly. The only real downside is that there were numerous sights that I still cannot un-see.


P.S. A few years before that, I was offered a gig at a true nudist resort. I was told that the band could be clothed, but sunglasses were discouraged because they could disguise roaming eyes. That particular gig fell through, and I was not the least bit heartbroken.
 
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No, but visions of Peter Sellers with a guitar popped into my mind. I can’t remember the name of movie. Have fun, but remember the rule here on TB. Pictures or it didn’t happen…LOL!!!

The Party was the name of the movie.iirc.

The movie was "A Shot In The Dark" (1964), the second film in the original "Pink Panther" series, and it also featured the lovely Elke Sommer. Lots of discreetly filmed "nude" scenes, but this was a mainstream comedy film, so don't expect too see anything more than one might have spied at a public beach in the early 1960s.

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