Oi you lot stop dissing the noble haggis!
Took me several hours to catch one for my breakfast this morning - fast wee b#ggers!
Sorry, forgot we were international, translation:me talk engish wun day. I have no idea what you just wrote, Martin.
Excuse me chaps but one would be most grateful if you fine gentlemen would refrain from pouring scorn upon the most splendid species known as the Haggis, particularly when referring to it in the same context as a certain Antipodean product consisting of engine oil and swamp mud marketed as Marmite.
After all, it is only fair, given that the aforementioned Haggis is extremely fleet of foot, indeed, I recall that the endeavour of hunting down and procuring one for my breakfast repast this very morn took me somewhat longer than I had anticipated, running to several hours, as a result of the rapid velocity of the species and it's skill in evading capture, the little scamps that they are!
Now you know of why we speak Jockanese north of the border