You need to put it in a humidor and bring it's humidity back up to 70%. That's what I do if my Cohiba's get a little dried out.
Then have your old lady make brownies for the kids. It's fun watching them scurry around making fools of themselves. Naw better yet take them to church for the fellowship hour.
Well yeah you could have been busted, could have had your car impounded and you'd be still paying payments.
Then they'd raid your house, be busting out walls and ceilings, ripping the stuffing out of your couch. Seizing your bank accounts and digging up your backyard.
You'll then find 16 bodies in the backyard as the developer built your house on an indian burial ground and they'll think you are a serial killer. My buddy's Dad actually had burial mounds in his backyard, puts a whole new meaning to the Ghost Dance.
The law is really fair, and you are a musician, you'd get the death penalty.
And they'll seize the cab as it is probably somebody else's stolen property....
PS my farmhouse came with a FULL GIANT BAGGY and a bong stuffed up in the heating ducts in the basement. The dump got the bong and the burning barrel the weed. I've never even smoked the stuff myself. It goes IFR inside my Vader Helmet bad enough with the Cohibas
BOB