Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[TheRealKong]

So I am just coming home from the doctors. He gave me some more pills to swallow. None of those yellow ones.

You sure know the lyrics: "What a drag it is getting old...."

Not good for becoming less grumpy on a Thursday morning. I have to think about the sound of my GenzBenz GBE together with my Tecamp L 810 and the used Carvin SB 5000 I got for a kinda steal. Besides my Rays the best sound I had with any combination I played over the years.

This sure helps getting less grumpy.

There sure are ups and downs.

 

[sharkbait130]

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[ric426]

Hah! That cracked me up!

I saw another one as someone's sig line in another forum that said something like "Don't mess with old people. They can't fight back and they can't run away, so their only choice is to shoot you."

 

[B-string]

From a PM request @BEADG63

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[BEADG63]

Yes! Alright you whippersnappers....GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

[Passinwind]

Yes! Alright you whippersnappers....GET OFF MY LAWN!

Newbs don't get a lawn for the first year, come back when you have real world experience.

 

[B-string]

Heck I started the club and don't have a lawn yet. That doesn't mean the darn kids can scuff the green paint off the rocks though

 

[BEADG63]

Newbs don't get a lawn for the first year, come back when you have real world experience.

O' course, I didn't mean you fellers...wuz talkin' to the young 'uns.

 

[Passinwind]

O' course, I didn't mean you fellers...wuz talkin' to the young 'uns.

You talk to those guys? Nothing good is gonna come of that.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Went to pick apples this weekend. Looked like this. Worse than kids on the lawn.

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[agedhorse]

Slippery little buggers, goose crap that is.

 

[beans-on-toast]

They really leave a mess. They can also be aggressive.

 

[agedhorse]

They really leave a mess. They can also be aggressive.

They can move out of you way pretty quickly when you are on a horse

 

[Kirk Bryant]

You think Geese are aggressive, I had a friend who raised Ostrich's. He used to have parties where you could ride the females but heaven help you if you went in the corral with the males. They were aggressive as hell and I saw them attack a guy once and it wasn't pretty. The guy that raised them was the only person that they would tolerate and they were aggressive with him too.

 

[Ajapses]

Sounds like my ex. Did I just type that out loud?

 

[beans-on-toast]

Nice leather from Ostridges. People eat the meat and eggs. Wonder if it tastes like chicken.

 

[steve_rolfeca]

Don't know, but I've had Emu. It looked like beef, and tasted rather like Prime Rib.

Mmmmm. Thinking about Emu makes it hard to be grumpy...

 

[beans-on-toast]

Red meat will make you grumpy.

 

[bebass]

Red meat will make you grumpy.

So will no meat.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

About 20 years ago wife and I bought a little rubber raft to peddle around a small lake here called Swan Lake. We go too close to the swans and guess what--one of them beat me up. Bruised my elbow pretty good. Our oars on the raft were hooked into loops so they couldn't be removed to be used to fight back.
I was so upset I went home and got my 2 100+ pound dogs and had them chase the swans in the lake. The almost reached the swans when wife called the dogs back. They were out too deep. Would have been a sight to see though, LOL.