Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[B-string]

A very Merry wish back to you! May all your pokers not be at tables?

 

[beans-on-toast]

Christmas 1951

 

[alaskaleftybass]

A very Merry wish back to you! May all your pokers not be at tables?

 

[ZonieBass]

Hope all you old farts have Merry Christmas and a Healthy, Happy and Prosperous New Year!!! Cheers!

 

[dieselman]

1951--- Great Year to be Born!

 

[B-string]

Premature. 1955 rules! 1 to 9 with a double nickel.

 

[ahc]

1950. Makes it easy for me to figure out how old I am. And your dam reindeer better get off my roof... and stop defecatin' down my chimney!

 

[1960jbass]

I'll go with 1960. The same year Fender debuted the Jazz Bass!!
And a Merry Christmas to all my fellow Old farts!!!

 

[wcriley]

GOF #1 checking in to wish you all a Bah Humbug.

 

[wcriley]

And I almost forgot:
Stop that infernal caroling and get off my street!

 

[Jeff Scott]

GOF #1 checking in to wish you all a Bah Humbug.

#4 here to second that!

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

I look forward to the day when I qualify for this club...but that may be years from now lol. Can I drink coffee and listen to records with you guys to soak up stories about the good ol' days?? ;-)

Age is a state of mind.
If you don't state your's they probably won't mind.
I was grumpy when I was 15.
I've been perfecting it for all these years.
Now that I'm old it all fits together and life is good.
I'm gonna ask for a number now, I suggest you do the same.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

The club I've been waiting for all these decades is finally here.
Shut up and give me damn number already!

 

[Jeff Scott]

Shut up and give me damn number already!

Flattery will get you nowhere around here.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Nomination to take this club over.

Second. If any of you crotchety old geezes gives a rats arse.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Does anyone have any techniques or tips on doing grumpy? For example I find being extremely hard on myself makes it a lot easier to be unforgiving to everyone else.

Wait! What! Cut that s#!t out right now!
I have broken glass in my yard. Tromp all you want.

 

[agedhorse]

1950. Makes it easy for me to figure out how old I am. And your dam reindeer better get off my roof... and stop defecatin' down my chimney!

Wait... what??? Those weren't chocolate chips???

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

I sent in my DNA to one of those family tree sites. Or was it a dating site, I forget. Anyway they sent my money back and said my genes stopped working. And get off my hose before I turn on the grass. Wait! What?

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

They're looking at each other wondering, "what's a beatnik?"

Helpful tip: Google "Maynard G. Krebs"

Don't need too. That ought to be good enough to get into this lunch line.

 

[B-string]

Eh whatever, kids these days.


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