@alaskaleftybass : forgot the most important NAMM detail. My hotel did in fact have two of those scary waffle machines that you and The Contessa love so well (heh, half truths). But I couldn't bring myself to indulge, and after two mornings of braving steam table powdered eggs and textured vegetable protein sausage food product (???) I opted for a killer breakfast burrito at the Spanish food cart outside the show. Their homemade chorizo was amazing and they put a bit of char on the shell that I really dug. And I got to sit next to the Rick James tribute band singer/bassist from Las Vegas, who plays with RJ's actual band. Good times.
But wait, there's more. On Sunday I took a hike to Roscoe's Waffle House with my good buddy
@Wintermute, and all was right with the world:
Onward, into the fog...