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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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Hey guys,
I'm new here. I can't play anything for crap and have a lousy voice, but occasionally criticize young people.
im a fat sweaty and relatively unfriendly old man. that usually are me from most clubs, but I thought I might get in here. Of course I only read the first few pages of posts, then skipped to the end because I fell asleep. so if the club is full, then I'll just stand on the sidewalk and pee in your yard.

Hey! No peeing in the yard. Welcome.
 
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Hey guys,
I'm new here. I can't play anything for crap and have a lousy voice, but occasionally criticize young people.
im a fat sweaty and relatively unfriendly old man. that usually are me from most clubs, but I thought I might get in here. Of course I only read the first few pages of posts, then skipped to the end because I fell asleep. so if the club is full, then I'll just stand on the sidewalk and pee in your yard.
After checking the extensive book of rules....It would appear that you're completely unsuitable for this club....

So.....

Guess you'll just have to change your ways......:laugh:
 
Hey fellow grumpy people I am looking to try a short scale bass for the 1st time. currently play all 34" Warriors and find I now have to sit to play or get left arm fatigue. before I spend a fortune to have JD make me a shorty, what would be a good one to try on for size? Was looking at gibson eb0 and mustang. Any suggestions welcome

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Shorty & Shortier...
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Me?!
I'm happy as Larry! :thumbsup:
 
Hey fellow grumpy people I am looking to try a short scale bass for the 1st time. currently play all 34" Warriors and find I now have to sit to play or get left arm fatigue. before I spend a fortune to have JD make me a shorty, what would be a good one to try on for size? Was looking at gibson eb0 and mustang. Any suggestions welcome
Skip the EB0.

If you're fighting arm problems, you want a nice short reach. That means no Beatle basses, and no short-horn body styles.

If I was looking for a shortie, I would be talking to Brady Muckelroy or Scott Beckwith (Muckelroy and Birdsong). Best SS basses I've ever seen. Brady is particularly good when it comes to ergonomics.

This may seem out of left field, but have you looked at any of the new guitar-scale ABG's?

I picked up an Ibanez last year because of back problems, and then swapped it for a Guild. The Taylor are OK, too.

They are crazy light, and the reach to the first fret makes them almost absurdly easy to play.

If there's any chance at all that your problem is temporary, they make a great way to rest your body and preserve shoulder and arm function for your long-scale basses.

They also make an interesting creative outlet, with a warm, woody tone that sits in a perfect middle ground between electric bass and upright.
 
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Hey guys,
I'm new here. I can't play anything for crap and have a lousy voice, but occasionally criticize young people.
im a fat sweaty and relatively unfriendly old man. that usually are me from most clubs, but I thought I might get in here. Of course I only read the first few pages of posts, then skipped to the end because I fell asleep. so if the club is full, then I'll just stand on the sidewalk and pee in your yard.

Welcome! You'll fit right in!
 
Here's the antidote:



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British composer Malcolm Arnold recalled that he had "ten days to write around forty-five minutes worth of music" - much less time than he was used to. He described the music for The Bridge on the River Kwai as the "worst job I ever had in my life" from the point of view of time. Despite this, he won an Oscar and a Grammy.

A memorable feature of the film is the tune that is whistled by the POWs—the first strain of the march "Colonel Bogey"—when they enter the camp. Gavin Young recounts meeting Donald Wise, a former prisoner of the Japanese who had worked on the Burma Railway. Young: "Donald, did anyone whistle Colonel Bogey ... as they did in the film?" Wise: "I never heard it in Thailand. We hadn't much breath left for whistling. But in Bangkok I was told that David Lean, the film's director, became mad at the extras who played the prisoners—us—because they couldn't march in time. Lean shouted at them, 'For God's sake, whistle a march to keep time to.' And a bloke called George Siegatz ... —an expert whistler—began to whistle Colonel Bogey, and a hit was born."

The march was written in 1914 by Kenneth J. Alford, a pseudonym of British Bandmaster Frederick J. Ricketts. The Colonel Bogey strain was accompanied by a counter-melody using the same chord progressions, then continued with film composer Malcolm Arnold's own composition, "The River Kwai March," played by the off-screen orchestra taking over from the whistlers, though Arnold's march was not heard in completion on the soundtrack.
 
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