Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[spiritbass]

Here's something you don't see every day, I hope.View attachment 3713855

Looks like a specimen of the ultra-rare hammerhead earthworm. I have a sneaking suspicion what it really is...

 

[GwenOnBass]

Quacks made a lot of money selling this. The need is still there.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.
And the one that mother gives you, don’t do anything at all.

Read this and be very scared about the getting smaller part (see the last two paragraphs).

How to treat a four-hour erection.

Seen too much

 

[shadowtippy]

Looks like a specimen of the ultra-rare hammerhead earthworm. I have a sneaking suspicion what it really is...

As near as I can tell, that is what it is. It is about 8 inches long. I don't recall seeing one before.

 

[spiritbass]

As near as I can tell, that is what it is. It is about 8 inches long. I don't recall seeing one before.

I've never seen anything like it, either. I reckon it's a mutant...

 

[the slug]

I've never seen anything like it, either. I reckon it's a mutant...

please tell me not found on colonoscopy

 

[spiritbass]

please tell me not found on colonoscopy

"Intestinal parasite" was my first thought before I noticed the earthworm-like body.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Highly sought after in French cuisine......

 

[the slug]

Intestinal parasite" was my first thought before I noticed the earthworm-like body.

you never know. being a nurse for 36 years, I've seen some pretty weird things in or coming out of pretty weird places

 

[GwenOnBass]

make it stop

 

[shadowtippy]

make it stop

I seem to have opened a can of worms.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I seem to have opened a can of worms.

 

[the slug]

seem to have opened a can of worms.

 

[GwenOnBass]

it's left me flat

 

[LBS-bass]

https://boredomtherapy.com/hammerhead-worms/

 

[Fat Freddy]

it's left me flat

This should help Contessa.....

 

[beans-on-toast]

Here’s a visual. Kids can get Pinworms. They crawl out of a bum at night and lay eggs on the skin, then crawl back in.

We are walking bags of water, infested with all sorts of creatures. Most people have microscopic mites living near eyelash follicles. The mouth is loaded with bacteria. It goes on and on.

These microscopic mites live on your face

 

[GwenOnBass]

Da Hook

by someone else

good tho

 

[GwenOnBass]

All the creepy stuff not up my alley today as the scheduled subtalar joint fusion surgery on the 26th is to be rescheduled owing to an appointment with dermatology about the same leg.

 

[the harp unstrung]

 

[the harp unstrung]

I had surgery slated for February, 5 years ago... I Was Ready.
...got a call the night before we were to be At the hospital...pushed back a month!

That might have bees as mad/sad/frustrated as I have been in my life!