Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[beans-on-toast]

I wonder if the cat got the grilled cheese.

 

[Charlie Tango]

I wonder if the cat got the grilled cheese.

Oh man, you too? That's been bugging me since I saw it. It's like the subreddit "GIFs that end too soon."

 

[bobyoung53]

I wonder if the cat got the grilled cheese.

Cats always get what they want. My cat loves to eat glasses and has destroyed several already, we have to keep them hidden from plain sight.

 

[Al Kraft]

Cats always get what they want. My cat loves to eat glasses and has destroyed several already, we have to keep them hidden from plain sight.

There is something oddly funny about a story that ends with needing to "prevent a cat from being able to see glasses". That just sounds like a classic punch line to a joke I can't remember.

 

[bobyoung53]

There is something oddly funny about a story that ends with needing to "prevent a cat from being able to see glasses". That just sounds like a classic punch line to a joke I can't remember.

She has good eyesight, won't wear them, only likes to eat them. Animals are funny, we also have two Chihuahuas, the female loves to suck on blankets, clothes etc. When the female starts yipping sometimes the male starts howling, it's the funniest thing you've ever heard and if you howl back at him he keep going, you can take turns with him.

 

[GwenOnBass]

She has good eyesight, won't wear them, only likes to eat them. Animals are funny, we also have two Chihuahuas, the female loves to suck on blankets, clothes etc. When the female starts yipping sometimes the male starts howling, it's the funniest thing you've ever heard and if you howl back at him he keep going, you can take turns with him.

this?

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[bobyoung53]

this?

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I never knew Bobby (yes that's what she named him) could have become a rock star! He's even louder though, it's really funny. That little dog can make a racket.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Cats always get what they want. My cat loves to eat glasses and has destroyed several already, we have to keep them hidden from plain sight.

They like the people smell from the oils. Makes me wonder what they do to your face while you’re asleep.

 

[bobyoung53]

They like the people smell from the oils. Makes me wonder what they do to your face while you’re asleep.

She jumps on the bed right next to me and lies down for a little while to tell me goodnight every night after we go to bed. She's a very affectionate cat. She follows me all over the house, if I leave one room and go to another, she'll usually be there within 5 minutes, she doesn't make it too obvious though.

 

[GwenOnBass]

Same deal here except the cute kitteh in your house is a 50+ pound standard poodle in my house. He's a cuddler — as much as a big dog is able — and sometimes makes a pillow out of my knees.

 

[Charlie Tango]

They like the people smell from the oils. Makes me wonder what they do to your face while you’re asleep.

They either park themselves on your face, or close to it, so they can steal your breath.

 

[GwenOnBass]

They either park themselves on your face, or close to it, so they can steal your breath.

Snoopy would never do that, but Garfield would.

 

[Charlie Tango]

Snoopy would never do that, but Garfield would.

True, though I think Odie would.

 

[GwenOnBass]

You might, ̶r̶a̶b̶b̶i̶t̶ poodle, you might.

 

[Charlie Tango]

You might, ̶r̶a̶b̶b̶i̶t̶ poodle, you might.

Had to go look that one up. Nice.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Some rabbits can weigh as much as a poodle. This one is 49 lbs. A poodle is a hunting dog. Their genetics make them want to chase rabbits. Well, chase anything that will run from them. So rabbits and poodles do not normally get along. You can teack a dog to be friends with a rabbit. My dog and rabbit were friends.

I don't know who would win a race, a 49 lb poodle or a comparable rabbit. My bet is on the rabbit. Now when it comes to a cheeta vs a rabbit, I think that the rabbit eventually gets eaten.

Another one.

 

[Charlie Tango]

Have no idea what you are talking about.

Went from Peanuts to Garfield to Bugs, to real rabbits and dogs and big cats. I was holding on tightly there, myownself.

 

[Jeff Scott]

Went from Peanuts to Garfield to Bugs, to real rabbits and dogs and big cats. I was holding on tightly there, myownself.

I was quite disappointed that Bigfoot wasn't a part of all this.

 

[Charlie Tango]

I was quite disappointed that Bigfoot wasn't a part of all this.

That wouldn't have done at all, because it started with breath-stealing cats, and Bigfoots can't do that.