Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[notJaco]

I went to the Arizona District webpage and sent them a message. We'll see if they get back to me.

Are you giving up American citizenship altogether?

Wait! Let me back up. are you an American citizen?

 

[markwrob]

Several times I was selected to potentially participate in jury duty but I've never made it to being in a trial. Normally the lawyers will see me glaring at them in anger and impatience and they would dismiss me. I haven't been called in for the last 20 years or so, so I was probably added to the perma-ban list. lol

Well once they get a look at your icon, I could see that!

Running, ducking....

 

[markwrob]

If I had a hobby what would it be...?

Poking fun at fellow oldsters?

 

[Jeff Scott]

Poking fun at fellow oldsters?

That sounds like a fun one!

 

[notJaco]

Yeast.
It is everywhere.
They are commonly found on plant leaves, flowers, and fruits, as well as in soil. Yeast are also found on the surface of the skin and in the intestinal tracts ..

 

[Winslow]

Where's that little "TRUTH" pillar...

Never far away...

 

[GwenOnBass]

Why does anyone wear pants to bed? Unsure if I'm really wondering this, or if it's just a fat brain cell on another Magic Shell binge.

 

[Winslow]

Why does anyone wear pants to bed?

Did you shoot an elephant in your pajamas?

 

[Deleted member 268085]

Are you giving up American citizenship altogether?

Wait! Let me back up. are you an American citizen?

Not giving up US citizenship. It will take me 10 years to get French citizenship.

 

[5StringBlues]

Did you shoot an elephant in your pajamas?

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That's irrelevant!

 

[12BitSlab]

Why does anyone wear pants to bed? Unsure if I'm really wondering this, or if it's just a fat brain cell on another Magic Shell binge.

Three words:

Severe Plaque Psoriasis.

 

[12BitSlab]

That's irrelevant!

Q: What do we want?

A: A time machine!

Q: When do we want it?

A: It’s irrelevant!

 

[MatchFive]

Well once they get a look at your icon, I could see that!

Running, ducking....

Hey!!!! Get off my lawn!!!!!!

 

[beans-on-toast]

Why does anyone wear pants to bed? Unsure if I'm really wondering this, or if it's just a fat brain cell on another Magic Shell binge.

Pants are knickers where people talk funny.
Should You Wear Underwear to Bed?

Do YOU wear pants to bed? | Daily Mail Online

 

[beans-on-toast]

Yeast.
It is everywhere.
They are commonly found on plant leaves, flowers, and fruits, as well as in soil. Yeast are also found on the surface of the skin and in the intestinal tracts ..

They make some types of beer without yeast. There’s enough in the air. Same for bread.

 

[markwrob]

Three words:

Severe Plaque Psoriasis.

Hm I wuz gonna say 'Nationwide TV hookup in the 50s or 60s'!

 

[Jeff Scott]

How do you pronounce emeritus?

https://www.miketomano.com/podcast/episode/21a25560/the-mike-tomano-happening-episode-7-ron-carter

 

[GwenOnBass]

How do you pronounce emeritus?

https://www.miketomano.com/podcast/episode/21a25560/the-mike-tomano-happening-episode-7-ron-carter

I pronounce it ĭ-mĕr′ĭ-təs

 

[GwenOnBass]

Pants are knickers where people talk funny.
Should You Wear Underwear to Bed?

Do YOU wear pants to bed? | Daily Mail Online

Knickers are essential for me when in a hospital gown.

 

[spiritbass]

Are you giving up American citizenship altogether?

Wait! Let me back up. are you an American citizen?

Apparently, he identifies as Martian...