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Did you hear the joke about the game of battleships? It was A1 but I'd heard it B4.
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Did you hear the joke about the game of battleships? It was A1 but I'd heard it B4.
Apparently, he identifies as Martian...![]()
Our Olivetti could have sunk a battleship. Or at least, anchored one.You sunk my Selectric!
The IBM Wheelwriter was standard issue for us:Gawd!
I loved ‘my’ Selectric at work…local radio news…from ‘85 thru ‘96!
I typed like a Boss with 3 fingers.


what does the hyphen sound like?I pronounce it ĭ-mĕr′ĭ-təs

It will take me 10 years to get French citizenship.
what does the hyphen sound like?![]()
This is soon to find it's way into the "products nobody asked for" thread.Why does everything have to be so complicated? It used to be that when you were camping and had to tinkle, you grabbed a flashlight and found a tree. Now they’re saying that a BioLite is needed so we can feel good about the go.
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Why does everything have to be so complicated? It used to be that when you were camping and had to tinkle, you grabbed a flashlight and found a tree.
Yeah, that doesn't work for a colonoscopy.Knickers are essential for me when in a hospital gown.

---, .., ..., ...., .., -!Dash in Morse Code sounds like:
1 dash—4 dots—1 dash ( _ . . . . _ )
But, is he everyone's favorite?Apparently, he identifies as Martian...![]()
Dash in Morse Code sounds like:
1 dash—4 dots—1 dash ( _ . . . . _ )
How would you pronounce this?
( . )( . )
Parenthesis...space...dot...space......