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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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Did you hear the joke about the game of battleships? It was A1 but I'd heard it B4.
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Gawd!
I loved ‘my’ Selectric at work…local radio news…from ‘85 thru ‘96!
I typed like a Boss with 3 fingers.
The IBM Wheelwriter was standard issue for us:

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If I had to think about it, the years spent at the Olivetti and this thing probably explain why I still prefer my keyboards as flat and low to the desk as possible.

ETA: Looking at that link, it seems that's a later example (with some Lexmark branding added, and light-up setting indicators), but still close enough in form that it's not worth trying to dig up the "right" picture. :wacky:
 
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I learned to type on one of these at the spook school at Goodfellow AFB in San Angelo in 1970. You kept going to class until you could type 30 words/minute. Took me four hours. They let me go early! Some other guys went there for days. :roflmao:

The military version had a paper roll holder with a continuous feed. Listen in German. Type in English. And I got to listen to some pretty incredible "stuff" while on TDY at the US spook facility on Teufelsberg in Berlin. There were also British and French facilities on the hill.

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Why does everything have to be so complicated? It used to be that when you were camping and had to tinkle, you grabbed a flashlight and found a tree. Now they’re saying that a BioLite is needed so we can feel good about the go.


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Why does everything have to be so complicated? It used to be that when you were camping and had to tinkle, you grabbed a flashlight and found a tree. Now they’re saying that a BioLite is needed so we can feel good about the go.


The AlpenGlow 500 rechargeable lantern delivers dusk or daylight feel inspired by nature. Featuring high-efficiency ChromaReal LED technology, accurately render the colours in your environment with the glow of warm natural light. Feeling more aurora borealis? Shake the lantern for an instant rotation of mesmerizing colour. Offering both ambient and task-based light, AlpenGlow 500 is ready for the backyard or the backcountry.

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Why does everything have to be so complicated? It used to be that when you were camping and had to tinkle, you grabbed a flashlight and found a tree.

Sure, and ten seconds later you were back in spoon mode with your honey. Now you need to take a snack with you for the scary expedition and hope you make it back by sunrise.
 
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