Hey you grumpy guuuuuuuyys! I haven't been around so long I got one of those annoying emails. I was aghast that back in October there was a "all hands on deck" call out and I missed it. So, now there seems another....
Monday around 1-2 am, I was out smoking in the front yard, and the Marmaduke tagged along. Duke's a big lab and can snore, fart, and snort with the best of 'em. Hence, my complete shock to look down upon an adolescent pig.
Right under my, and my killer dog's nose, a different looking nose appeared: swine, baby. Now, this dude wasn't afraid of me or Marmaduke-- he and the lab had a sort of face off snorting at each other. He was obviously a domesticated swine, as Duke is a domesticated canine and I a primate. I stepped between the gladiators and ordered the canine inside (hell, Duke was surprised as me and didn't really know what to do with this intruder; also, he was a little bigger than the Marmaduke). Then I went back out and watched this pig go after the weeds along side the drive way. I'd killed it all with round up a week ago, but piggy was ripping it up by the mouthful (strange to me swine behavior). Possible x-files episode?!
I do feel ya'll's grump, exploring the slow death called life...
.. with love,
fnord!
happy thanksgiving everybody!