Keep yer hands off Mr. Stubby fellas. We have rules here yah know.
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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"
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Now it's gettin hilarious!!
The rules...just like Mr Stubby...have a few minor drawbacks
Sometimes I feel like a stubby or two too - 'secially in Summer.
But if you want to see a BIG STUBBY you got to go to Darwin
and that's just going too far!
But if you want to see a BIG STUBBY you got to go to Darwin
and that's just going too far!
At their age, their idea of humor is farting. OMG, I'm 65 and I think farting is funny!
I think that farting is still funny and I’m 72!!! Today actually! How in the hell did I reach 72?? <sigh> I wanted to get to 60 and then start going back down.
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Farts...I don’t trust em, but it’s damn funny watching people who do when they fail
I think that farting is still funny and I’m 72!!! Today actually! How in the hell did I reach 72?? <sigh> I wanted to get to 60 and then start going back down.
You know, Paul, for quite a while I was kind of in shock that I turned 65. It felt like I had entered some sort of abyss or something. All my life I heard about 65 being some big milestone and for old people. I'm finally getting over it. I've realized-- I'm still that same guy who was rocking out Tush at 21 like I can at 65. It's not so scary anymore. Shoot, I turn 66 in February and it doesn't scare me anymore.
I met a drummer last year who's energetic, youthful, and kind of kooky, you know. I really enjoyed working with him, he has his stuff together. Then he mentioned to me, he had a birthday. He turned 70. I think we boomers are re-defining what getting older is. We refuse to go out to pasture and we're gonna rock our geritol off!
Sheesh! Happy Birthday, Paul! In honor of this auspicious occasion, I've assembled an online party and hired a band to sing for you. Please suffer through the full 1:30 and enjoy your birthday song!
EDIT: I changed the birthday video.
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I think that farting is still funny and I’m 72!!! Today actually! How in the hell did I reach 72?? <sigh> I wanted to get to 60 and then start going back down.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @BassmanPaul! And many, many more.
I second @alaskaleftybass' dancing girl and raise you one funny fart. No grump on such a special day!
It's stinkin' cold again, ice storm last night... Mr. Stubby is turteling.
OK, forget the rules, we have STANDARDS here!
I think that farting is still funny and I’m 72!!! Today actually! How in the hell did I reach 72?? <sigh> I wanted to get to 60 and then start going back down.
HBD Paul!!!
OMG I'm so slow! I just got the 'stubby' reference! Someone shake my head please! Getting slow in my old age! 
BUT YOU STARTED IT!!!OMG I'm so slow! I just got the 'stubby' reference! Someone shake my head please! Getting slow in my old age!
Ahhhh, what can you do?
Paul, quickly, close your mouth!I'm aiming my Stubby toward you over there in Canadia and wishing as hard as I can.
Maurie.
I'm aiming my Stubby toward you over there in Canadia and wishing as hard as I can.
Maurie.
HE started it!Mr. @BadExample I still affirm that you indeed like to be a bad boy!
Besides, chix dig a bad boy
Hey Paul,
Happy Birthday! Sorry I missed most of it. Hope you hand a great one!
Edit: I meant "had", but in this context I think I'll let the typo stand.
Happy Birthday! Sorry I missed most of it. Hope you hand a great one!
Edit: I meant "had", but in this context I think I'll let the typo stand.
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Wait a minute! I didn't hear about any rules when I joined this group of goons and that was a while ago, so I declare that the statutes of limitation have run out and the rules no longer apply. It's anarchy bros! It's time to rise up, throw off the shackles of oppression, then lie down for a nap.
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