Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[BassmanPaul]

A.I can make commodes do unbelievable things.

You do realize that a commode has wheels? Yes?

 

[BassmanPaul]

Hey there's a name for a band of Old Farts; The commodores!!

 

[beans-on-toast]

You do realize that a commode has wheels? Yes?

A first class commode for those long road trips more than 20 minutes away.

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[steve_rolfeca]

A first class commode for those long road trips more than 20 minutes away.

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I like the way you roll.

The only things missing are a ramp for my walker, and a cup holder for my teef.

 

[sharkbait130]

Wow , last nights gig got a little crazy. See my thread in Bass humor and gig stories for details. It should have been a disaster... but...

 

[beans-on-toast]

The only things missing are a ramp for my walker, and a cup holder for my teef.

Naw, you don't need to bring your teeth with you, some fancy restaurants supply them. They ask when you are ordering if you want a pair-a-teef.

 

[BassmanPaul]

As far as I'm concerned Beans wins the humour contest for today!!

LOL

 

[steve_rolfeca]

Naw, you don't need to bring your teeth with you, some fancy restaurants supply them. They ask when you are ordering if you want a pair-a-teef.

Real GOF's don't eat in fancy restaurants.

Can't understand the menu, and it's too dark ta see yer food.

 

[Relsom]

Its been more than one occasion that our Anneversary or Valentines Day dinner was held at the local Waffle House.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Its been more than one occasion that our Anneversary or Valentines Day dinner was held at the local Waffle House.

A wedding anniversary or valentine's day is not the time to be waffling. Either you're committed or you're not.

 

[beans-on-toast]

Real GOF's don't eat in fancy restaurants.

GOF's wouldn't eat in a real fancy restaurants. They don't have early bird specials.

 

[FFTT]

After the gig, if there wasn't an all night restaurant somewhere, you were eating 7/11 Burritos or worse.

 

[sharkbait130]

^ Worse.. We got gas at a 7 11. I got a Big Spicy. Now , I have gas.

 

[FFTT]

^ Worse.. We got gas at a 7 11. I got a Big Spicy. Now , I have gas.

Careful with those 7/11 meals and out of town water, unless you really want to be a band on the run.

 

[sharkbait130]

I've been using the same bass for about 5 or 6 years now. Haven't played one in all that time I liked as much.I have a couple of practice basses and one that I use for a backup but I just didn't care for any other basses. Things were fine and I was just wandering through the grump garden and was really quite content. No GAS pains and no need for anything that I didn't already have. I guess i liked my bass too much cause last night I did this.

The one on the left is the new one.
Alright , that's it. No more basses for me.
EDIT: Some people are having trouble with the images. The pics are also posted in Basses in NBD Twins thread.If the first post doesn't show them , they are reposted as thumbnails about 5 posts down.

 

[steve_rolfeca]

...I guess i liked my bass too much cause last night I did this.

The one on the left is the new one.
Alright , that's it. No more basses for me.

Did what?

...What???

Speak up, sonny. Dern kids these days...

 

[Relsom]

Give it to us straight. Now what's this all about?

 

[Relsom]

On my way to my first post-op doctor appointment. Getting staples out and losing the catheter. It might seem crazy but the thing does have an upside. Getting ready to be grumpier than ever.

 

[B-string]

Well you didn't have to get up in the middle of the night ? Best wishes, when mine was pulled the nurse must have been a man hater. There was a little bleeding going on and it really burned.

 

[Relsom]

I had very slight bleeding and some burning. I think the anticipation of it being pulled was worse than the actual event. Probably 1/2 the pain of getting the JP cath out and 1/20 of the initial biopsy. Gonna miss it now that I'm on my own plumbing.