Been away from this thread for a while. So sue me. Take away my monthly Social Security check. Now to the topic on my mind. What's left of it, that is. In keeping with the overall theme of 'get off my lawn', how about 'stop blowing stuff on my lawn'? I've had a long standing problem with my neighbor's lawn maintenance guy blowing stuff into my yard every week. This fellow use to do the yards on either side of me but I was able to convince one neighbor to switch to a 'real gardener' friend of mine. No more problems on one side of my house.
After about five or six heated conversations with this fellow and his crew they were still consistently blowing leaves and other stuff onto my property. What to do? This past Tuesday I decided that as soon as the blower started running I would stand next to the section of lawn in question and video them with my smart phone. The plan was to video my lawn before they started blowing stuff on it, video while the torrent of leaves swirled onto my property, then walk over to their truck (and trailer) and capture the license plates. Then politely inform them that this video would immediately be posted on YouTube.
Much to my surprise as soon as they saw me holding up my phone, they came around to my side of the property line and blew my patch of grass clean back onto the neighbors property, got out a rake and raked everything into a pile, and didn't blow stuff into the street (as is their custom). My grumpy old fart motto is, "Don't blow stuff on my lawn!" If you're having similar problems, I encourage you to use this peaceful, non-violent method. I haven't applied for a patent yet...so enjoy the free trial period. Lol.
M. M.