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Getta Load of this!

Originally posted by Angus
I believe the term is "justifiable homicide", not "legal murder"! Legal murder would probably be interpreted a hugely different way than "justifiable homicide"!

"justifiable homicide" sounds like something you can get away with because the guy had it coming.

i'm talking about legalized murder, maybe...once a month?


...wonder who'd get the TELL guy first...
 
What, he has gratuated from university and STILL writes like that?

He has played drums for 20 years, and still has not breaked thru? I'd imagine in 20 years of active playing you'd accomplish even SOMETHING.

BTW you could help him calculate his playing years a bit - I have played drums from elementary(well yes I have, at the music classes! :D ) but that doesen't mean I would say I have been playing for 10 years.
 
Originally posted by mikemulcahy
An MBA and a lawyer, now theres a brain trust with potential that boggles the mind!! A dime a dozen degree second only to basket weaving. I guess spelling and grammar were optional at his school.

Wonder where I can buy one of them really cool sounding degrees?

Hey, hey, take it easy there, doc! :D Some of us around here happen to be holders of those "dime-a-dozen" degrees... don't lump us all in with that loser!!!!! Anyway, I have to get back to my basket-weaving class now... :D
 
This guys AOL profile says he's from MS. I think the Jesus Twins were in NY. I remember seeing their ad in the Village Voice. If I remember correctly, they wanted God for their bassist.

I keep passing this guys emails onto my friends and they're starting to have lots of fun with him. Why am I enjoying this so much?

I want to throw together a quick website for a psuedo band named Tell, and have them signed and booked opening for huge bands, then send him the link. HeHeHeHe.....
 
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Find out where they are playing, and drop some stink bombs on the dance floor. Then dust them with itchig powder. They are so ignorant, they won't even get the point.
 
Originally posted by Joe Nerve

I keep passing this guys emails onto my friends and they're starting to have lots of fun with him. Why am I enjoying this so much?


you should make an entire e-mail of some responses in this thread and send it (30 heads insults better than one :D)of course linking them pretty well and giving no names, like if you tought of all this...

and i hope to see the TELL website...
if you need help try this proven format of how to build a shameless self promotion of a stupid band:
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of course that´s fix webpage (now Sin 6...WOW!!)

man, you should put in the page that those two bands are gigging together.

E-mail zander Star (guy from sin 6) saying TELL rules and you suck (put reply to mail of the guy in TELL)...we should see a battle between Sin 6 and Tell!!! (now that would be intelectual cursing)

I share your joy
Dave
 
Just thought I'd mention in this thread that my band's guestbook has recieved a similar sort of message:

Originally written by some tosser

I AM AFRAID TO SAY THAT YOUR "LEAD SINGER" LOOKS LIKE HE IS SO FAR UP HIS OWN ARSE THAT HE CAN PROBABLY SEE WHAT HE'S HAD FOR BREAKY? YOU ARE GIVING LIVERPOOL BANDS A BAD NAME WITH YOUR "IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD INDIE-WANNA B - NOT ORIGIONAL AT ALL" KIND OFBORING OLD SAME MUSIC AND OUT-DATED COOL-HARDMAN - FRONTMAN WHO THINKS HE'S LIAM GALLAGHER!
SORRY BOYS YOU'RE THE SAME - NOT THE SHINE!
P.S. £3 IS AN INSULT TO MY BACKSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, the person in question didn't actually have the bollocks to give an email address or clue to their identity, so that we could answer back to their statements. Oh well, eh?

(By the way, it's all lies what they're saying! :D)