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Getting Girls HELP!!!!!!
- Thread starter unclejam
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LOL no Im going to take a special picture. I know that I have her in my life and I dont feel a need to prove it.
Wear a wedding ring and hang out where available women gather to socialize. Like bars. I was married for ten years and at times when I was in a bar and my wife wasn't with me, there were definitely a lot more women willing (and anxious) to flirt with me when I wore my ring, than when I wasn't wearing it.*
This will not help you in getting a girlfriend who is a healthy marriage prospect, but it is a great way to have a relationship with a woman who wants lots of hot sex with no consequences and no nonsense. They assume that any married man they have a fling with is more likely to: 1) keep his mouth shut 2) constantly buy her gifts to keep her mouth shut and 3) be diligent about protecting them both with the latex helmets.
I'm not implying that assuming the appearance of a married man for this purpose is morally or ethically acceptable; I'm just sayin', is all.
*If you like to hit the clubs, try this as an experiment. Sometimes wear a wedding ring and sometimes go without (borrow someone's if you have to). Watch how different women look at one and react to it.
This will not help you in getting a girlfriend who is a healthy marriage prospect, but it is a great way to have a relationship with a woman who wants lots of hot sex with no consequences and no nonsense. They assume that any married man they have a fling with is more likely to: 1) keep his mouth shut 2) constantly buy her gifts to keep her mouth shut and 3) be diligent about protecting them both with the latex helmets.
I'm not implying that assuming the appearance of a married man for this purpose is morally or ethically acceptable; I'm just sayin', is all.
*If you like to hit the clubs, try this as an experiment. Sometimes wear a wedding ring and sometimes go without (borrow someone's if you have to). Watch how different women look at one and react to it.
This is truly wise advice about getting advice. It has the flavor of Eastern philosophy (I suppose not coincidentally) that is rare here in the West where there's no shortage of people handing out advice on how to accomplish that, which they, themselves, have failed to achieve.
My sure fire way for getting girls:
Go out and rent a U-Haul. Using cash and a fake ID for the rental will make things go more smoothly in the end. Next go get a sling for you arm at the drugstore. Put a table and a few chairs in the back of the U-Haul.
Next, drive to an apartment complex, preferably near a college or university where you are bound to find unsuspecting college girls.
Take one of the chairs out of the back of the U-haul and set it on the ground just outside the rear door.
Put the sling on your arm, look distraught, and wait for a likely looking girl to approach a car parked in the vicinity of the U-Haul. Walk over to her and SMILE (This part is important) tell her you are moving out of the complex and ask her if she would be so kind as to give you a hand getting the chair into the back of the U-Haul. Once you get her in the back of the truck, quickly close the door, and latch it securely.
There you have it!
My sure fire method of picking up girls.
Go out and rent a U-Haul. Using cash and a fake ID for the rental will make things go more smoothly in the end. Next go get a sling for you arm at the drugstore. Put a table and a few chairs in the back of the U-Haul.
Next, drive to an apartment complex, preferably near a college or university where you are bound to find unsuspecting college girls.
Take one of the chairs out of the back of the U-haul and set it on the ground just outside the rear door.
Put the sling on your arm, look distraught, and wait for a likely looking girl to approach a car parked in the vicinity of the U-Haul. Walk over to her and SMILE (This part is important) tell her you are moving out of the complex and ask her if she would be so kind as to give you a hand getting the chair into the back of the U-Haul. Once you get her in the back of the truck, quickly close the door, and latch it securely.
There you have it!
My sure fire method of picking up girls.
A secret pickup line of the the best pickup artists out there (you'll have to be careful with this one)...
..." Hi "
Seriously though, you have to talk to women, open up to them. If you see someone you think is attractive, walk up and say hi. You will get shot down 10 to 1 probably, but hey, thats still 10%; not bad at all.
Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Srsly.
..." Hi "
Seriously though, you have to talk to women, open up to them. If you see someone you think is attractive, walk up and say hi. You will get shot down 10 to 1 probably, but hey, thats still 10%; not bad at all.
Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Srsly.
uncleJam,
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Be careful, you just might get laid
EDIT: I HIGHLY advise you sign up for his weekly news letters. He doesn't spam, it's all good. I've been getting his emails for a few months now. You can find his books and DVDs and such on a good torrent site also.
Enjoy!
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Be careful, you just might get laid
EDIT: I HIGHLY advise you sign up for his weekly news letters. He doesn't spam, it's all good. I've been getting his emails for a few months now. You can find his books and DVDs and such on a good torrent site also.
Enjoy!
Let's be realistic. Maybe not a full foot...maybe 6-inches.
:scowl:
or in my case, four-inches
unclejam,
My thoughts and ramblings...
The way I think and approach things is a weird combination of Maki's thoughts with Disenchant's insight...
-You're young. Please don't be so delusional as to think any girl is any more special than the next.
-Play the numbers game...too many males put females on these weird pedestools before they've ever met them. Talk/hit on/flirt/get in pants of every girl you possibly can...
-Love yourself and be confident...Women can spot unconfident, spineless twits from two galaxies away. But DO NOT be a douchebag.
-A wry grin goes a long way. Smiling is important, yes, but a grin always works for me.
-4string watches too many Hugh Grant movies, he's not a bad person, just a little misguided...he'll learn. And remember...yes Hugh Grant gets laid...whenever he wants to. But Hugh Grant wouldn't watch Hugh Grant movies.
-Eye contact is just as important as smiling. Don't be creepy. But when you look at her...stare her straight through her pupils and imagine every nasty thing you could possibly do to her involving caramel, some lace, and nutmeg...once again, DO NOT be creepy and start drooling while doing this...not cool.
-Don't talk about yourself. Answer questions but never offer any information voluntarily.
-Live across the street from a bar. It keeps the amount of minutes from when she decides to go home with you and when you get home to the bare minimum. Plus, she knows she has somewhere to stay for future adventures...
-Remember...you're in high school. Unless the end of the world has happened...no matter what you're hormones tell you, its not the end of the world.
-DO NOT get married...don't even think about it until you've had sex with atleast 15-20 females.
My thoughts and ramblings...
The way I think and approach things is a weird combination of Maki's thoughts with Disenchant's insight...
-You're young. Please don't be so delusional as to think any girl is any more special than the next.
-Play the numbers game...too many males put females on these weird pedestools before they've ever met them. Talk/hit on/flirt/get in pants of every girl you possibly can...
-Love yourself and be confident...Women can spot unconfident, spineless twits from two galaxies away. But DO NOT be a douchebag.
-A wry grin goes a long way. Smiling is important, yes, but a grin always works for me.
-4string watches too many Hugh Grant movies, he's not a bad person, just a little misguided...he'll learn. And remember...yes Hugh Grant gets laid...whenever he wants to. But Hugh Grant wouldn't watch Hugh Grant movies.
-Eye contact is just as important as smiling. Don't be creepy. But when you look at her...stare her straight through her pupils and imagine every nasty thing you could possibly do to her involving caramel, some lace, and nutmeg...once again, DO NOT be creepy and start drooling while doing this...not cool.
-Don't talk about yourself. Answer questions but never offer any information voluntarily.
-Live across the street from a bar. It keeps the amount of minutes from when she decides to go home with you and when you get home to the bare minimum. Plus, she knows she has somewhere to stay for future adventures...
-Remember...you're in high school. Unless the end of the world has happened...no matter what you're hormones tell you, its not the end of the world.
-DO NOT get married...don't even think about it until you've had sex with atleast 15-20 females.
Seriously, in all respect..
Your guide sucks.
As I girl I'm allowed to say that I'm offended by it.
If a guy would approach me and turns out he isn't interested and leaves to chat with his friend.. It just get another guy that ís interested
You guys always seem to forget not all women bend the same way
I understand that completely...and it makes me smile everytime I think about it
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I knew at least 1 person would associate that with sex..
I knew at least 1 person would associate that with sex..
DUH!!!!
Many of us have the mentality of a 15-year-old. It's who we are. It's what we do.
I knew at least 1 person would associate that with sex..
I was commenting with a metaphor to your metaphor. Get your mind out of the gutter!
DISCLAIMER: Winky face is in no way implying that I'm implying about what I wasn't implying about.
DUH!!!!
Many of us have the mentality of a 15-year-old. It's who we are. It's what we do.
No matter how old a guy is, part of him is always mentally 15.
