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Halloween costume ideas

Wrap a garden hose around your torso. Cut leg and arm holes into a large lawn and garden trash bag. Step into the bag, put your arms through the holes and tie it around your neck (loosely!) so it doesn't fall down. Cut a small slit near your butt for one end of the garden hose to protrude. Cut another small slit near your shoulder for the other end of the garden hose to protrude. All night long people will be perplexed and will ask you "What are you supposed to be?" And you get to tell them:

"I'm a hose bag."
 
so many awesome ideas. I'm just going to be sheldon cooper from big bang theory, you guys are puttting me to shame.

You should go in absolutely no clothes with a potato taped to your thing, and if anyone asks, just say "I'm a dicktater, you know - like gadhafi"
 
The obvious choice is "Beefcake the Mighty"!
 

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Scott Pilgrim! (Especially works if you have a fireglo Ric). BTW, if you do this, don't go to the same party as me!:)

After being a zombie a few years ago, I vowed to never choose a costume that requires anything to be on my face (makeup or mask). Nothing that hinders the drinking of beverages is allowed!

I drank plenty with my zombie makeup on. It lasted all night, and into the next morning.