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I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT MEN!!!!!!!

Yea, forgot that part. Bob Dylan was right....The Times they are a Changin' when something as absurd as this is happening.

Oh, I'm sure I've got something crazy I'm doing to cause guys to run away. Maybe I smell funny or maybe they don't like that my second toe is longer than my first. I just wish I knew what it was so I wouldn't do it anymore. I shower daily, honestly!

I have noticed a lot of guys askin' for relationship advice in the OT. I try to be as honest as I can. So I don't feel bad AT ALL for having my own Men Megathread!! :D:bassist:
 
Oh, I'm sure I've got something crazy I'm doing to cause guys to run away. Maybe I smell funny or maybe they don't like that my second toe is longer than my first. I just wish I knew what it was so I wouldn't do it anymore. I shower daily, honestly!

I have noticed a lot of guys askin' for relationship advice in the OT. I try to be as honest as I can. So I don't feel bad AT ALL for having my own Men Megathread!! :D:bassist:

Guys are SUPPOSED to deal with some things they don't like. We're programmed that way. I think they need to add transfatty acids back into KFC - that's what the problem is.
 
Not sure how I missed this thread for so long - but I got your answers:

You should become a Lez Bean.

How do you even know all these guys don't want to get married to anybody ever?

You're asking them?!

Then it's YOU - you're freaking them out.

Do not bring up the "M word" to a man you've been dating for less than a year, lest you be labeled a pushy psycho who is likely to become a dream killer.
 
awww, you're better than Jive1, who was trying to pimp me out for 0!

Dayum girl, I B out pimpin and husslin and that's the props I get?!?!

You know much that pimp hat and shiny shoes cost me?
You know that Big Daddy J is more fly that e-Harmony, more dope than Match.com

Not my fault, mutha******s be cheap.
 
Dayum girl, I B out pimpin and husslin and that's the props I get?!?!

You know much that pimp hat and shiny shoes cost me?
You know that Big Daddy J is more fly that e-Harmony, more dope than Match.com

Not my fault, mutha******s be cheap.

Is anyone else as annoyed by ebonics as I am?

This woman needs some studly single TB'er to rise up and say "hey aren't you that damsel in distress? Allow me to introduce myself, they call me "bad ass knight in shining armour, and I'm on my way to rescue you from bordom and loneliness (and da Bears). See you in a few".

Chivalry is alive.