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I have come to the conclusion that...
- Thread starter Kwesi
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- Mar 13, 2008
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My bass has 6 strings, and is therefore better than your jazz because it's more like a guitar, which is a superior instrument.
My bass has 6 strings, and is therefore better than your jazz because it's more like a guitar, which is a superior instrument.
Them's fightin' words! (in Yosemite Sam voice)
Jazz Basses are a'igt.
I suppose.
Maybe.
Anyways, isn't your alleged Jazz actually a Brubaker, IE, not actually a Jazz.
I suppose.
Maybe.
Anyways, isn't your alleged Jazz actually a Brubaker, IE, not actually a Jazz.
Jazz Basses are a'igt.
I suppose.
Maybe.
Anyways, isn't your alleged Jazz actually a Brubaker, IE, not actually a Jazz.
YOUR ACCUSATION OFFENDS ME!
Tossed a Ric with a Jazz bass together in the dryer. Jazz bass came out spotless, lint-free, and smelled like Autumn Breeze. On the other hand, the Ric...
The damage was done by the Jazz, not by the dryer. The Jazz bass also broke the dryer, then the washer, and then drank all the beer in the fridge and screwed the neighbor's wife. Jesus also played one, both the white version and Morgan Freeman.
The damage was done by the Jazz, not by the dryer. The Jazz bass also broke the dryer, then the washer, and then drank all the beer in the fridge and screwed the neighbor's wife. Jesus also played one, both the white version and Morgan Freeman.
Oh, yeah?... well, my Precision is actually LOUDER with the knobs set wide open than set on 9... UNLIKE my Jazz.
Some have decided to find that quirk acceptable. I don't.
Some have decided to find that quirk acceptable. I don't.
I have a Precision too, and although the Spector is still tops, the P is way better than any other bass in existence. It goes to 11..... literally.
I don't think your jazz could last ten seconds in the ring with my StingRay
or with a $$. not mine. but somebodies. i'm sure.
My T Bird ate your Jazz as a snack!
I do not deny that Jazz basses are delicious but this statement is quite clearly facetious!
Tossed a Ric with a Jazz bass together in the dryer. Jazz bass came out spotless, lint-free, and smelled like Autumn Breeze. On the other hand, the Ric...
The damage was done by the Jazz, not by the dryer. The Jazz bass also broke the dryer, then the washer, and then drank all the beer in the fridge and screwed the neighbor's wife. Jesus also played one, both the white version and Morgan Freeman.
You sir are an Apostate and a Heretic, so sayeth St Lemmy Of Rickenclanker
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Then the logical thing to do would be to RAGEQUIT!:
For this, all you need is a classic Fender madness-bass
Martin
Then the logical thing to do would be to RAGEQUIT!:
For this, all you need is a classic Fender madness-bass
Martin
I can't leave this place, it's like North Korea but comfortable and with 6 strings.
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