Fender IS retro.I don't like retro.
When I look at Fender styling,I HEAR some 50's Rock 'n Roll playing.
They're traditional colors make me imagine a car from the 50's'
Shiny paint and chrome.
Candy Apple Red.Surf Green.
Paisley.?Why?
Everywhere I go.Everywhere I look.
Paint,pickguard and chrome.
Even their natural walnut finished Jazz isn't walnut.
Their Fender VI wasn't an actual six string contrabass.BEADGC tuning.
They can't make what I want.They won't make what I want.
It's not in THEIR best interest to make what I want.
Not without paying up the wazoo for a custom shop job.
Other companies DO and HAVE made what I want.
I don't hate them.I'm just not drawn to them.
They're so...................common.
Fender.
No thanks.
This needs to be a poem.
Fender is retro
I don't like retro
Retro is retro
When I look at Fender styling
I hear 50's Rock 'n Roll playing
Their traditional colors
Dream me a car from the 50's
Shiny paint and chrome
Candy Apple Red
Surf Green
Paisley? Why? I scream
Where are the promised finishes?
I don't know
Everywhere I go
Everywhere I look
Paint, pickguard and chrome
Even their natural Walnut finished Jazz isn't walnut
And it doesn't play Jazz
It is cruel to my hallucination
Their Fender VI was not a six string
contrabass
It had no natural place
BEADGC tuning
The bain of my heartlessness
They can't make what I want
They won't make what I want
It's not in their best interest to make what I want
I want what I want
I need what I need
I want what I need with the greatest of speed
Not without paying up the wazoo for a custom shop job
Playing a kazoo in an unwieldy mob
Other companies DO and HAVE made what I want
And life journeys forward in sadness
As we long for a strange friend
I don't hate them
I'm not drawn to them
They are
They
Are they?
They're so...................
common
The instrument of the homeless
And the indigent
And the obscene
Fender
No thanks