BassClif has it down. He knows its all about the accessories..........
Nothing like a pretty girl to make you look better.
Nothing like a pretty girl to make you look better.
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Ideal bass player appearance
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Ol' Jimbo Hart with Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit doin' it right.
Perfection has no need of enhancement.
Be it jeans, evening gown, or anything inbetween, Ms. Spaulding always presents herself with style.
“Some folks have it. Some folks never will”
Navy and green argyle socks, for bonus points.You forgot socks-always socks with sandals!
Hey...! That guy is my dentist!
Needs a sign around his neck that says "free hugs".
Dude, if I win the big lottery this week, and you're up for playing and singing pagan-themed prog in medieval Persian 17-tone tuning on a fretless, you're hired!
That's awesome, thanks!
We have a tune "Hymn to Smoking Marijuana". It's in slow 7/4 time and tuned to Maqam Hijaz Tar, but easy to grok- if you can jam in Phrygian, you can jam in Hijaz Tar-basically the same thing except that the flatted notes are only flatted by a "quartertone", not a half step.
Hi,
I always need a little help with my appearance.
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
Wait wait wait...don’t you realize that standing next to beautiful objects only accentuates the negative aspects of your own appearance???
Yeah, she gets that a lot, of course. When addressed to a woman, the question "did you already kill Bill?" makes a cute rhyme in Slovene, (Si že ubila Bill-a?"), which is fun.
I am too smooth to try to compliment her with the usual "wow you look like Uma Thurman". i told her, truthfully, that she looks like my Babushka Prisiya. Usually "you look like my grandmother" would not be a compliment, but my grandma Prisiya was not just tall and gorgeous, but a real life bad-ass action heroine, not just an actress playing one. She had families of Jews hidden in the basement when Nazi soldiers and collaborator thugs came around hunting them, so she is a big hero to the family. Plus she married a Tatar, my grandfather Viktor, which was some heavy duty Hippie Free Luv kind of action a hundred years ago. She lived to 106, though the newspaper reported 96 because she took the opportunity when migrating to the US to slice ten years off her official age.
HoF post!!
