If Basses Could Talk What Would They Say?

[EricMordus]

"put the crack pipe down, you're having a conversation with an inanimate object"

 

[Slevage]

What do you mean “if”?

 

[caledoneus83]

"No Slappa Da Bass!"

 

[klejst]

"Give in to the G.A.S and get me some friends!"

 

[Turnaround]

"Play Mustang Sally, please. No, really. I love that song and you just don't hear it anymore."

 

[Altitude]

I am the best bass for metal.



(mine probably wouldn't say that, but I had to get it in first.)

 

[Ronnie681]

We work together making music... You leave with the girl and I go into the guitar case.. Whats up??

 

[basscapes]

"I sound great with your octave pedal! Please don't leave me for an 8-string..."

 

[Heyturnup]

"Would you please turn me up a little louder, I just want to be heard."

 

[tedious1]

Hmm, based on the title of the article, I'm beginning to question if it actually was my bass talking to me...

Bah, no time to worry about that, I've got to pick up kerosene and emergency flares before rehearsal tonight...

Practice was kinda rough, but at least everyone kept warm.

Having had some time after clearing up my own misunderstanding, all of mine would say:

"Why am I covered in sweat? WHY AM I COVERED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SWEAT?"

 

[chris_b]

"Not Sweet Home Alabama, again!!!"

 

[JRA]

"...maybe next time we could try some different positions...although i love what you do with your hands...sorry about your back...go slow --- we can pick it up at the bridge...i didn't mean to hurt you...maybe you just need a little break..."

 

[Ronzo]

Please... don’t wear a fedora while you are touching me.

 

[andawun]

Don't fret over it!

 

[ifrisbee]

Chill Dude, you know I'm a low key kind of guy. Not high strung like my cousin the guitar.

 

[somebrains]

It would say that Fender needs to change it's cutting heads sooner.

 

[ejaggers]

My P tells my J, I was staring at my wife’s best friends’ Butt.
So my J pulls me to the side for a little one on one:

My J: “If you want to hit that, you need to loose some weight, you fat ass.”
Me: I already know I’m fat you jerk!!! Tell me something I don’t know.
My J: “Salads taste good.”

 

[Ronzo]

No soap, radio.

 

[whero]

Does this tort make my bout look big?

 

[Iridescentone]

"Put your hands in the air....and step away from the gig bag.....now!"