I'm Too Old to....

[garritynet]

I'm too old to get drunk before 8 or after 10.

 

[jeffbrown]

Oh, my! +10000k to all the above!

Can't stop laughing! SO true!

 

[Mediocrity Man]

I'm too old to think about being too old.

What's this thread about anyway?

 

[azureblue]

Too old to cue a new drummer through the songs on stage when they don't want to practice with me to learn the arrangements. Drummer thinks he's so good that he can just pick it up on the fly. Then he trashes every ending and gets mad at me because I won't cue him

Too old to deal with players who don't listen to what I am playing and won't work together as a unit. That is, they play their parts in a vacuum...

 

[staurosjohn]

I'm too old to learn to play a 5-string

 

[lbbc]

I'm too old to care about what others think of my bass or bass rig

 

[groucho]

I am too old to bring out my 69 SVT for ANYone's gig....

 

[Nev375]

I am too old to bring out my 69 SVT for ANYone's gig....

I'm just past the age where my fridge is now my practice rig and my former 112 practice rig is now my stage rig.

 

[rbrockus]

Too old to understand how this can be considered country music.

 

[Nev375]

Too old to understand how this can be considered country music.

I need to download that into my diaper. Do we have that technology yet?

 

[47VevetS]

And too old to snort Peruvian snot detergent off of said hooker's backside....

LMAO PERUVIAN SNOT DETERGENT!!!! If you own the rights let me cut you a check right now because I am SO using that l! LOL!!!

 

[kcole4001]

Too old to understand how this can be considered country music.

I thought the back up dancers stole the show, best played with the sound off.
And yeah, I'm too old for any of them girls...

 

[noeinstein]

Too old for narcissists.

 

[noeinstein]

I'm too old to deal with people my own age who want to act like teenagers.

Like singers?

 

[Bajo Clarkko]

What's the best Metal for Walkers and Canes?

 

[Richard_K]

Aluminum

 

[Richard_K]

Unless you want boutique. Then its Titanium.

 

[higain617]

I'm too old for career goals.

 

[arbiterusa]

Naw, still got it all. But don't like lifting that 110lb SWR cab into the car anymore, so there's some rig changes a-comin'. MUCH lighter rig.

 

[mc900ftj]

I'm too old to let you damned kids on my lawn...now Get Off of My Lawn!