I'm Too Old to....

[hsech]

I'm too old to use amps bigger than Markbass.
I'm too old to put up with Pre Madonna, loud guitards.
I'm too old to schlep any of the PA.

 

[ZonieBass]

I'm so old I fart dust.

 

[RickyTee]

I'm to old to...What are we talking about again?

 

[Joedog]

To old to be getting home as the Sun is coming up! Ouch.

 

[EdwardofHuncote]

I'm not too old yet, but I totally get this thread!

 

[Optofonik]

I'm too old to deal with people my own age who want to act like teenagers.

 

[bassliner50]

I am too old for hot chicks.

 

[Nev375]

I am too old for hot chicks.

I'm still too hot for old chicks.

..That's my delusion and I'm sticking to it.

 

[kcole4001]

Ain't got time to bleeed...er....wrong movie....Gettin too old for this Sh.....

"Ya got time to duck?"....oh yeah, too old to duck, ...ya that's it...

 

[Biggbass]

I'm too to care about anyone's drama
and, judging from looking at the guy who stands next to me on stage, I am (and he is too)
too old to wear skinny jeans or jeggings.

and I guess I'm old to know what a clinker is....
what IS a clinker?

 

[stevecaronna]

I'm too old to have a day job but too young to retire.

 

[SirMjac28]

I'm too old to.......
Care if I'm wearing clean underwear after I get into an accident.
Be upset that women who found me ugly years ago now want me after they find out I'm retired with a great pension and benefits.
Apologize for something I didn't do just to keep the peace.
Wait in line three hours for a store to open on Black Friday.
Not own a car without heated/cooling seats and heated steering wheel.
Not own a car without satellite radio.
Let people with little kids cut in front of me at the grocery store.
Care if I don't get a birthday gift.
Care if I'm not a better bass player than some nine year old kid on YouTube.
Buy $60 shirts and $100 pants.

 

[bassliner50]

I'm too old to get through the set without needing to pee.

 

[Nev375]

Buy $60 shirts and $100 pants.

Unless they are skidmark resistant... Then that's just a wise investment right there.

 

[Big Hoss]

I am too old to allow naysayers to hold me back.

 

[Sixgunn]

I'm too old for.......... ummm....... I'm too old for......... wait..... I'm too old for......... Hell! I ain't too old for anything!!!

 

[Dogbertday]

I'm to old to haul more gear than a gig needs.

And I'm 27

 

[Sixgunn]

I'm too old to use amps bigger than Markbass.
I'm too old to put up with Pre Madonna, loud guitards.
I'm too old to schlep any of the PA.

What about Post Madonna, loud guitards?

 

[carl h.]

Too old to hang with boring people who need chemically altered states to have a good time.

 

[Big Hoss]

, I'm too old to deal with elitist attitudes and snobbery at all levels.