Don Rickles ... he roasted me and my brother ( we sat at a table near the front ), it was the BEST! I thought I would die because I couldn't breath.
How makes you laugh the most?
How makes you laugh the most?
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No, How does not make me laugh the most. 
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?
No, How does not make me laugh the most.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?
I see what ya did there
Because I'm a Replicant ( Blade Runner reference FTW! )
Does Blade Runner deserve to be considered among the best Sci Fi movies of all time? ( I'm a yes, it was a great adaptation from the book )
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Pulling into the parking lot of a barbecue joint.
Have you ever given a partner the 'Dutch oven'?
Have you ever given a partner the 'Dutch oven'?
Nah. I'm way too loving for that 
Do you think giving yer pardner the Dutch Oven is an expression of true love?
Do you think giving yer pardner the Dutch Oven is an expression of true love?
Only if you live on the planet Uranus.
An old lady is trying to cross a busy road, but the light is green for you. Do you stop in the middle of traffic at a green light to let her pass, or do you keep going because dammit, you've got the right of way?
An old lady is trying to cross a busy road, but the light is green for you. Do you stop in the middle of traffic at a green light to let her pass, or do you keep going because dammit, you've got the right of way?
^^ If she loves cooking, I think getting her a nice big Dutch oven is a very thoughtful gift *oblivious face*
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Stop for her. It doesn't matter if you've got the right if way. If you had time to stop, and you still hit her, you're in the wrong (not to mention you just killed her when you could have stopped).
Favorite book?
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Stop for her. It doesn't matter if you've got the right if way. If you had time to stop, and you still hit her, you're in the wrong (not to mention you just killed her when you could have stopped).
Favorite book?
2 years old ( I'm not kidding ) It was night time, I was looking through a fence at tanks in Germany. My father was an Army Engineer who made parts for tanks. I have a memory of riding on a Strassenbahn as well during the same time.
Have you ever been to Germany? ( I've been 2 times once as a child and once when I was in the Army myself )
Have you ever been to Germany? ( I've been 2 times once as a child and once when I was in the Army myself )
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No. Are you?
I do my damndest not to have plaque on my teeth.
Did you gig this weekend, and if so, how was it?
I do my damndest not to have plaque on my teeth.
Did you gig this weekend, and if so, how was it?
* Yes, yes I am It's a way for Nasa to fund missions, they offer names on CD's ( now, but it was plaques to start with )for donations. My entire family went on the first extra solar mission. I've since joined and sent my name to Mars in 1997. I'll be sending one to the next lunar mission for 2015 along with all my kids names. *
I'm not in a band. Yet. I'm practicing furiously to get back in ( I hope! ) the gig scene.
I am burned to a crisp from this weekends camp trip ... any home remedies that might help me out?
It's a way for Nasa to fund missions, they offer names on CD's ( now, but it was plaques to start with )for donations. My entire family went on the first extra solar mission. I've since joined and sent my name to Mars in 1997. I'll be sending one to the next lunar mission for 2015 along with all my kids names. *I'm not in a band. Yet. I'm practicing furiously to get back in ( I hope! ) the gig scene.
I am burned to a crisp from this weekends camp trip ... any home remedies that might help me out?
Povich? They still let him on the air?
Who was your favorite talk show host? ( For me it's easy. Carson )
Who was your favorite talk show host? ( For me it's easy. Carson )
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