Let's spread some musical misinformation

[BazzTard]

PLEASE PEOPLE STOP USING REMOTES !!!

When you push a button on your remote, it sends out thousands of tiny 'remotes' to make the change.

BUT it only takes ONE remote to change the channel.

What are all the REST of the remotes doing? Waiting.....waiting for the right moment......

 

[zontar]

Cordless remotes existed in the 1500s--but they didn't have anything to use them with yet.

 

[Deleted member 264575]

The Hover Bass. All the rage in Europe.

 

[Deleted member 264575]

Motorheads Lemmy is actually only 6 inches tall.

 

[BazzTard]

and he projects his voice through his right shoulder,as seen in the pic above

 

[rtslinger]

One of the first upright basses was actually made from a large dried fish

 

[rtslinger]

I will bet you did not know this, Talkbass was started as a tabloid newspaper back in 1940
here are the early members pictured in a Philly get together

 

[zontar]

There are guitar & bass forums online that are in TAB format for those who can't read.

 

[Jay2U]

Tabs can only be used for fretted basses.

 

[Jay2U]

Ry Cooder's secret.

 

[zontar]

Baseball players make the best slide players.

 

[guitarflinger]

One of the first upright basses was actually made from a large dried fish

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It must have been hard to tuna

(sorry)

 

[zontar]

It must have been hard to tuna

(sorry)

Don't be--I'm surprised nobody posted that sooner.

 

[guitarflinger]

What's the best fish for metal?


Bass, of course

 

[pklima]

The best fish for rock is rock lobster.

 

[zontar]

Bass actually have very high voices--the lowest voices in the water are seahorses.

 

[kesslari]

If you play too much pentatonic you'll grow hair on your palms.
And if you play too many praise songs you'll grow hair on your psalms.

 

[Faraday]

James Jamerson was just a front every hit song from the 50 and 60's were recorded by Elvis himself

here they are laughing when they come up with the Jame Jamerson stand in idea
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Elvis played all the instruments but his singing was done by Neil Diamond.

 

[Deleted member 264575]

Neil Diamond invented the bass face.

 

[My name is Mudd]

"James Jamerson" was actually one of multiple personalities displayed by Carol Kaye, who for years had no idea that "Jamerson" even existed; her mgmt team told her that all those Motown checks were dividends earned by owning stock in Chrysler. Motown played alone with the desception mainly to save face, not wishing to admit that their go-to studio player was actually a middle-aged white woman from California.

In fact, Kaye/"Jamerson" were part of the reason why Motowon, in the early 70's, moved its operation to L.A. Shortly afterward however, the truth finally emerged at an awards ceremony for "Jamerson" when Kaye, after being bumped on the head backstage before the ceremony began, 'woke up' and realized just what had actually happened in the past few years. Shortly thereafter, Motown announced that "Jamerson" was 'retiring' from the label.