Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Gravedigger Dav]

I went down to the Crossroads, took a wrong turn and ended up on the Human Highway. Diggin' the scenery, knees in the breeze, destination unknown.

Sounds like you were runnin' down a dream.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Sounds like you were runnin' down a dream.

Typically petty. Yup. That's me

 

[zontar]

Auto tune was invented in Mississsippi in 1923, but they couldn't get a patent.

 

[pklima]

"Cry Me A River" was a vegetarian rewrite of the earlier hit "Fry Me A Liver".

 

[rtslinger]

Really I read Sir Paul was starving since the recording session was taking so long and they hadn't had dinner

his original lyrics

Picture yourself in a boat without dinner
Wishing you had some tangerine and marmalade pies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with some marsh mellow pies

Uneatable flowers of yellow and green
floating around in your head
Look for the girl who claimed to have pies
And she's gone

Lucy where’s your pies I’m cryin
Lucy where’s your pies I’m cryin
Lucy where’s your pies I’m cryin, ah

 

[Tom Bomb]

A strumpet is an overtly friendly and potentially pricey trumpet. Brass is the only essential element.

 

[zontar]

On every recorded song the bass is played by a tuba, a keyboard or a kid who does beatbox...

 

[ArtGuy9516]

A beatbox is all you have left after your drummer is done practicing on you brand new cajon.

 

[Jay2U]

A strumpet is an overtly friendly and potentially pricey trumpet. Brass is the only essential element.

I thought a $trumpet is more like this...

 

[Tom Bomb]

I thought a $trumpet is more like this...

I couldn't possibly like this

 

[ZenG]

I thought a $trumpet is more like this...

Is that picture from the nights when he's lead guitarist for The Trumps?

 

[GBassNorth]

I thought a $trumpet is more like this...

Actually, at one time the Donald was very much involved in bass amplification and loudspeaker design. He invented a novel way of measuring the pressure wave and air displacement of large bass cab and PA systems using his patented Dynamic Overdrive Noise scale (or DON for short). In this photo you can see Trump standing inches away from a bass cab on his right while a low F is being played at full volume through an 8x10 cab with 1500 watts of amplification. Judging from his hair position, the cab is producing nearly ten full DONs of air displacement. For reference, one DON is barely tolerable for most people, ten DONs is virtually unbearable for anyone.

 

[pklima]

Actually, it's a standard way of testing the low end of car stereos in Russia.

 

[zontar]

Horn players & keyboard players have been plotting the demise of the bass since 1877

 

[ZenG]

It's o.k. to start a 'tribute-to-a-tribute band'.

There are some great tribute bands out there that deserve having a tribute band to cover them.

If you're not good enough you can be in an "In many ways we'd like to resemble them" band.

 

[Tom Bomb]

The same little guy who turns the fridge light out after you close the fridge door likes to camp out in gig bags and put all the strings outta whack. Keep a posy of fresh lavender in the pocket and he'll usually go sleep elsewhere.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

The same little guy that turns the fridge light out after you close the fridge door likes to camp out in gig bags and put all the strings outta whack. Keep a posy of fresh lavender in the pocket and he'll usually go sleep elsewhere.

That little bugger steals my cable wraps, too.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I'm not surprised.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I'm not surprised.

Yeah, it happens during the gigs. I unwrap all my cables and set up. After the gig, I'm always short 21 or 2 wraps. I thought it was some Twilight Zone thing like socks in the dryer. Now that I know, I'm going to get one of those lavender bags girls put in their underwear drawer. Has to be cheaper than the frequent visits to GC to buy another pack of cable wraps.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Works for me