Let's spread some musical misinformation

[MikeBass]

Your mom CAN tell the tonal difference between a Squire and a Sadowsky.
And she DOES care. A lot.

 

[Gaolee]

Buying really expensive gear and instruments will improve your techique.

 

[MikeBass]

You're not a real musician until you do a line of blow off a passed out drunk hookers ass......

 

[BawanaRik]

No, Edward. Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony - why can't we?

I believe Mike Jackson owns that tune.

But I doubt if he'll sue you.

 

[MikeBass]

I believe Mike Jackson owns that tune.

But I doubt if he'll sue you.

That sounds funny....

 

[Tony In Philly]

You're not a real musician until you do a line of blow off a passed out drunk hookers ass......

I always knew Lemmy was a real musician.

 

[Jay2U]

Lemmy plays through a Fender guitar amp.

 

[My name is Mudd]

The more knobs, switches, etc your bass has, the better it sounds...P-basses are a fluke.

 

[MikeBass]

The more knobs, switches, etc your bass has, the better it sounds...P-basses are a fluke.

Yup, just ask Will Lee.....

 

[MikeBass]

I always knew Lemmy was a real musician.

Him and joey ramone

 

[petrus61]

Yup, just ask Will Lee.....

The same Will Lee currently using a P and soapbar equipped J bass?

 

[My name is Mudd]

He's not using his signature Sadowsky any more?

 

[Jay2U]

One can check the quality of a bass by tapping the body with the knuckle of the middle finger.

 

[mrjim123]

One can play New Age mood music on bass by tapping the body with the knuckle of the middle finger.

 

[FretNoMore]

One can check the knuckle of the middle finger by tapping it on a quality bass body.

 

[MikeBass]

The same Will Lee currently using a P and soapbar equipped J bass?

He's using a 6 string Warwick Thumb bass now.

 

[Jay2U]

If your middle finger is shorter than 4" you'll never be able to play the bass properly

 

[UncleFluffy]

... so do those middle finger extensions as often as possible ...

 

[Jay2U]

One can play New Age mood music on bass by tapping the body with the knuckle of the middle finger.

One can check the knuckle of the middle finger by tapping it on a quality bass body.

... so do those middle finger extensions as often as possible ...

...and if you can't crush a brick with your bare fretting hand, don't even think of playing a bass!

I think I like this thread, oh yeah

 

[Casting Thunder]

Real bassists play right handed basses.