Let's spread some musical misinformation

[MikeBass]

SWR really meant ShitWorksRight.
Up until Fender got involved then it meant ShitWentRong......

 

[MikeBass]

To really play precise, you need to play a Precision.
And like wise to play jazz, you need to play a Jazz.

 

[nojj]

Kramers should only be used for sitcoms

 

[MikeBass]

Orville Redenbacker invented what is now know as Rickenbacker.
He didn't use Redenbacker as he didn't want to create market confusion with his popcorn.

 

[mrjim123]

A string stretcher can be used to turn long scale strings into super long scale strings, but don't be like the guy who tried to ... uh, never mind.

 

[Jay2U]

Adjustable pole pieces can be set to cancel out the earth magnetic field.

 

[shawshank72]

SWR really meant ShitWorksRight.
Up until Fender got involved then it meant ShitWentRong......

+1
Owned the 8004 and 4004 and they were excellent amps.

 

[kesslari]

Albert Einstein invented musical instrument amplification

 

[shawshank72]

If i buy a $3,000 bass i will sound as good as ( insert name here )

 

[My name is Mudd]

Wrought iron is the best metal for metal.

 

[Spaldo]

Playing bass with a pick is like dressing an elephant in high heels so it will walk better....

 

[Jay2U]

P-bass originally meant pick bass. When it didn't sell to expectation, the name was quickly changed to precision bass.

 

[Tony In Philly]

Leo Fender invented the slapping technique.

 

[My name is Mudd]

Leo Fender invented fenders.

 

[Mike11121]

Wrought iron is the best metal for metal.

"Over-wrought iron" is best for emo . . .

 

[tr4252]

Nigel Tufnel invented the amplifier capo, so he says.

Tom

 

[kcole4001]

The character 'Blue' was not actually a real person, but was invented by the mods to stir up trouble in the Band Management forum, but eventually they got bored with this and banned this character.

 

[bluesblaster]

before leo fender invented the fender bass all bass guitars were steam powered.

 

[Major Softie]

Those original pre-Fender basses are highly valued by Steam Punk Bands.

 

[MrMeacham]

Equipment makes the Player