David Bowie was once asked to join his guitarist in a rousing round of falsetto during a live performance. Much to the guitarists surprise Bowie misunderstood the request to be a rousing round of fellatio...
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Let's spread some musical misinformation
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^ Brings me to the next subject: The Tal Wilkenfeld signature bass. It will be a J with a slightly deeper cut to fit her needs.
Actually it's an ingenious muting technique that unfortunately takes about 40 years of playing to truly perfect. Tal should have it nailed in about another 25 years. Very few men can master this technique, Steven Tyler has been working on it for most of his career...^ Brings me to the next subject: The Tal Wilkenfeld signature bass. It will be a J with a slightly deeper cut to fit her needs.
but even he doubts he'll ever get to the point where he can effectively breast mute.
Actually it's an ingenious muting technique that unfortunately takes about 40 years of playing to truly perfect. Tal should have it nailed in about another 25 years. Very few men can master this technique, Steven Tyler has been working on it for most of his career...
but even he doubts he'll ever get to the point where he can effectively breast mute.
Oh, THANKS - NOT.
That is something I will never be able to unsee. You are the devil incarnate. Ugh.
Misinformation only, this is the misinformation thread...
Keyboard players need to register their fingers with the International Keyboard Conglomerate & Second Hand Store (IKCASHS) or risk getting their knuckles rapped by the nearest nun with a ruler...
The only way to have your bass cut through the mix, is to put a volume control pedal in the guitar player's chain, that is mounted on your pedal board.
Unless they only have one hand, in which case they can skip the Second Hand Store part of that.
Now I'm confused. I think I need a first-hand account of the circumstances that left him with only a second hand. And was the second hand originally his? Or is it a used hand he got at a second-hand store?
The Gun Club were originally called the Gnu Club, being big fans of African wildlife. After most clubs and zines assumed that was a typo and called them the Gun Club, they just sort of gave up and went along.
Well, on one hand you raise a perfectly valid point, but on the other hand... You have 5 completely different fingers.
Root fifth is not a bass line, but is an ingenious means of sending coded drink orders to the bar.
Not sure about the next note? Take a Steve Harris stance and play a chord, containing all possible notes. Noone will notice.
Ah yes, the little known major flat 13 sharp minor chord... Only for the most advanced metal players and novice jazz players. I saw an intermediate country player attempt it once and he caught fire on stage.
Yup, that's how beginning musicians gain experience. In The Netherlands we say: "Who burns his @$$, has to sit on the blisters.
Long scale basses were invented to make it a little easier to accidentally hit that selfish, narcissistic, annoying lead guitar player with the headstock.
Rihanna's "Love On The Brain" is her touching tribute to "Pinky & The Brain", her favorite cartoon when she was little.
You can replace the lyrics to any song ever written with Mustang Sally.
