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Many Australians claim that heavy metal was invented during the 1984 Perth to Melbourne rally.
...which was part of a greater, evil plan.
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...which was part of a greater, evil plan.
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Exactly. It was Harley Tarrant Invalid Link Removed who invented the first P-bass in Australia.... he built cars but was also an avid musician/inventor.

When word got out he'd invented the P-bass,the CIA blew up his factory in a covert undercover op known as " Don't Think About Inventing Motorcycles Either".
 
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Fiddle-back maple is a very expensive, patented product produced exclusively for luthiers and violin makers, in a vast underwater factory, run entirely by bilingual beluga whales, in the Fjords, way up north. Thousands of highly trained, drug-crazed fiddler crabs with weaponized titanium claw-implants and double vision man the production line.

It is not safe to swim within twenty miles of the factory. The whales get a bit stroppy and will attack without warning.
 
In the Netherlands they are not allowed in the vicinity of chicken farms and milk farms. Chickens immediately go on strike and cows produce sour milk.
In the town of Dapto, they're apparently highly prized by the locals as novelty crack pipes. i have no idea what that means. I suppose, somehow they stuff their kazoos, in the process. Not very wise. At least the milk's safe and the chickens are happy.
 
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