Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PillO]

A broken headstock like that is easily repaired with fibreglass and Bondo. Fenders have been repaired that way for years.

Pressurewound bass strings should never be stretched, because at a certain point the pressure will be released at once, damaging the bass beyond repair.

 

[Jay2U]

A broken headstock like that is easily repaired with fibreglass and Bondo. Fenders have been repaired that way for years.

Yeah and those are sold as Squiers, but that was a well kept secret... till now.

 

[zontar]

You can't wear your bass too low--unless you have knees 4 inches above your ankles.

 

[Shannon]

Blue Steel strings are so cool, you need special gloves to play them.

 

[Jay2U]

You can't wear your bass too low--unless you have knees 4 inches above your ankles.

...or have slightly longer arms like a gibbon.

 

[Shannon]

...or have slightly longer arms like a gibbon.

I'm gibbon this the benefit of the doubt.

 

[pklima]

Leading music scholars disagree whether the term "Jugoton" should be reserved for electronic music from Jugoslavia, or Juggalo imitations of reggaeton.

 

[PillO]

Leading music scholars disagree whether the term "Jugoton" should be reserved for electronic music from Jugoslavia, or Juggalo imitations of reggaeton.

I thought it referred to music performed by... Let's say those who rely on augmented seconds.

 

[PillO]

Blue Oyster Cult is one of the largest producers of pearls in the world.

 

[Shannon]

Blue Oyster Cult is one of the largest producers of pearls in the world.

However, their Pearl Pickguards can only be used to play the blues, regardless of how metal the bass is otherwise.

 

[GBassNorth]

?....

This just in...
Fender buys out Gibson Guitar company and gets the full patent rights to Gibsons innovative auto detach headstock. Going forward all new Fender basses will incorporate this unique safety feature that protects the tuning keys from being bent in an accidental bump.

 

[GBassNorth]

However, their Pearl Pickguards can only be used to play the blues, regardless of how metal the bass is otherwise.

Correct. Pearl Jam pickguards should be used for a more edgy hard rock sound.

 

[Tom Bomb]

If it's who I'm thinking it is, she told you her name was Michelle...right?

I don't know. She wouldn't say. She came in through the bathroom window and she's the kind of a girl that makes the News Of The World, if that's any

 

[Jay2U]

Blue Oyster Cult is one of the largest producers of pearls in the world.

In 1968, their most productive year, they produced Deep Pearlple.

 

[Jay2U]

Correct. Pearl Jam pickguards should be used for a more edgy hard rock sound.

Look no further, the best bass for metal has just been invented.

 

[Jay2U]

A string-through construction allows the back of the body to resonate as well, doubling sustain as well as output signal.

 

[PillO]

A string-through construction allows the back of the body to resonate as well, doubling sustain as well as output signal.

Likewise, having the jack on the side of the bass rather than the face increases output and improves tone.

 

[Jay2U]

Likewise, having the jack on the side of the bass rather than the face increases output and improves tone.

There's a physical explanation for this phenomenon. In playing position the side socket is at the lowest point, where all low notes gather.

 

[Jay2U]

Coiled cables are less suitable for chords, as the notes mix up during their rollercoaster ride through such a cable.

 

[jaybones]

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