Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

Punk Rock is an advanced form of Jazz.

How can we get involved?

 

[ZenG]

Country music died today at 4:38p.m. Eastern time.

No service by request but donations readily accepted.

 

[GBassNorth]

How can we get involved?

It's called punk rock for a reason! If you're over 25 you're too old to play punk and you must move on to jazz.

 

[ZenG]

It's called punk rock for a reason! If you're over 25 you're too old to play punk and you must move on to jazz.

Right now I'm playing a hybrid of Punk and Jazz.

It's called Junk.

 

[GBassNorth]

Right now I'm playing a hybrid of Punk and Jazz.

It's called Junk.

I hear ya. I tried the hybrid thing last year with Country and Rap, but it sounded like crap.

 

[Jay2U]

How can we get involved?

Forget everything you know about chord progressions and harmonics. Instead concentrate on eighths, power chords and down strokes.

 

[Jay2U]

This is totally, positively untrue. Period!

 

[MVE]

Forget everything you know about chord progressions and harmonics. Instead concentrate on eighths, power chords and down strokes.

Eighths of what?

 

[Jay2U]

Eighths of what?

...and one and two and three and four and five and...

 

[Tom Bomb]

Snare drums are undoubtedly the most dangerous instruments in the world. Once properly set, they'll easily stop a hapless grizzly, dead in its tracks.

 

[ZenG]

This is totally, positively untrue. Period!

Darn rights it's untrue. My head is connected to my body and I have feet, not stumps.

 

[ZenG]

Forget everything you know about chord progressions and harmonics. Instead concentrate on eighths, power chords and down strokes.

Can we still remain upbeat while playing downstrokes?

 

[shadowtippy]

Punk Rock is an advanced form of Jazz.

Jazz is an advanced form of...well...er...it's the...maybe...
Nevermind.

 

[Pops OB]

Stevie Nicks has confirmed that Fleetwood Mac will not make any more albums. Oh wait, that's true. Nevermind!

 

[Imaginary Pony]

It's called punk rock for a reason! If you're over 25 you're too old to play punk and you must move on to jazz.

So... You start off playing the advanced form, and as you get more experience, develope your chops, and generally mature both as a person and a player, you switch to the less evolved form?
Is this what happens when you've spent your punk rock years smoking jazz cigarettes?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Eighths of what?

Pieces of eighths.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Is the hybrid of indie and jazz called jizz?

 

[Feral Feline]

Country music died today at 4:38p.m. Eastern time.

No service by request but donations readily accepted.

... and died at 5:08 in Newfoundland*.


*it's an old Canadian joke

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Proper technique for working on scales:

 

[GBassNorth]

So... You start off playing the advanced form, and as you get more experience, develope your chops, and generally mature both as a person and a player, you switch to the less evolved form?
Is this what happens when you've spent your punk rock years smoking jazz cigarettes?

Hey it works for Devo!