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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Roger Glover played all the instruments on Smoke on the Water--but decided to credit the others in the band instead of taking all the credit after they encouraged him not to keep the kazoo track in the final mix.

He also recorded them all on Tubular Bells. Granted, Mike Oldfield wrote the music but was too inexperienced in the studio to record it all in the one day of studio time he was allotted so called in Glover. He just hummed each part to Glover who recorded it. Some of the grunting bits are Oldfield's humming and grunting of the tune that got recorded and Glover forgot to overdub with the anticipated saxophone part as it was such a rush job. And those aren't really tubular bells (far too expensive to hire in) but recordings of some half-filled milk bottles tapped with a pen slowed down and looped.
 
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If you are dating someone and at a restaurant and they haven't asked you what instrument you play, always order the sea bass as a way of naturally leading into your announcement. It can also lead to a cheaper date as you may be skipping dessert unexpectedly.

This works even better if you play bassoon, but no one actually does play it.

Other suggested segues include:

"Risotto, that's an Italian word like piano. Oh, which reminds me I play piano".

"Liver, that's an organ which amazingly what I play" "You play the liver in a bad" "No, the organ" "Which organ?".

"Don't you think this zucchini looks a bit like a saxaphone?"

"Often they cut vegetables with a mandolin, which is quite a coincidence"

"Souffle - that rises, just like my bagpipes when I blow into them"

"Ah, the cheese course. That reminds me of guitars".

I forgot the full conversation is:

"Souffle - that rises, just like my bagpipes when I blow into them." Sound of chair being moved and person leaving. "Oh... check please!"
 
That was a huge problem with flares, especially as fire ants spread across the USA, which is why that fashion died out. Skunks running up them was also a big concern.
Brother! You couldn’t believe the size of the Fire Ant problem. And they were eating everything in site!
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Michelle Collins got the job of playing Cindy Beale in Eastenders and talked her Uncle Phil into playing drums for the theme tune. He'd only played the opening thud-thud-thud-thudda-thudda-thud when Wendy Richard (Pauline Fowler) uttered the soap's opening line "got the 'airdresser coming for me 'air tonight" which Phil realized would make a likely Top 10 hit by itself. He made his excuses and left, using the iconic drum beat in the subsequently released single.

He still gets a fresh tank top every time the Christmas episode is played as part of the royalties deal he cut with the BBC.
 
speaking of the tambourine....
ANY IDEA ON , Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
or Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?

Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil were part of a shadowy Nostradamus-following cult that wrote songs with deliberately obscure predictions that they hoped followers would pick up on, undergo convoluted code-breaking processes and then declare them prescient forebodings of major events. Many of these are dubious, such as the suggestion that senior cabinet members sent Andy Williams into Margaret Thatcher's office in 1990 to sing How Can I Tell Her it's Over. Similarly, in 1966, the internet was alive with rumours that Roger Daltrey's new band were going to finally put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, trending with the hashtag When Who Get #1, We'll Go Ah! (WWG1WGA). In the event, it didn't happen until 1977 - and Black Betty wasn't even recorded by The Who - but that didn't stop the movement growing.
For instance, obscure Bette Midler songwriter Quentin Anon even changed his performing name to Barry Mannilow and predicted that the next hot-spot would flare up north of Havana. Several militia groups, on those coordinates, parachuted into the Caribbean Sea and were dragged down by their assault rifles and unfeasibly long beards.
The latest rumour gaining traction is that the Mann-Weil 1963 Jay and the Americans hit, "Only in America", will be the Secret Travel Agents' reply when you utter the code-phrase "Where can I fly on my vacation?"
 
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