Let's spread some musical misinformation

[felonious69]

Bob Marley wrote the movie Refer Madness

 

[felonious69]

Bob Marley invented Cap'n Crunch, cuz...you know...

 

[Jay2U]

If a pentatonic is 5 notes and 3 notes is a chord, then a fifth plus a third equals an octave.

...which is far too complicated for the majority of bassists, as they were taught that an octave contains 8 tones and 4 semitones.

 

[Jay2U]

Seafoam Green basses should only be played in surf bands.

...and sea-white basses are painted by sperm-whales.

 

[felonious69]

The last thing

If your bass is too heavy, just paint it a lighter colour.

I painted mine clear. Now I can't find it.

 

[felonious69]

Bass drums are just REALLY heavy gage strings.

 

[felonious69]

The members of GWAR run a daycare as their day job

 

[felonious69]

if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can hear "the ocean".

I tried that...only heard the intro

 

[felonious69]

Rug cleaner? Dessert Topping ? You decide....

Rug cleaner was only useful in the 70's. Doesn't work very well on landing strips.

 

[PillO]

Tort pickguards are made of "recycled" pizzas.

Recycled pizzas aren't made from pizza...

 

[PillO]

The members of GWAR run a daycare as their day job

That's nothing. Alice Cooper is a licensed midwife (AZ and MI only). And Lemmy graduated from medical school, although he never completed an internship and had no license.

 

[felonious69]

Amps really do go to 11...it's the knobs that stop at 10.

Canadian amps only go to 8 1/2

 

[felonious69]

The Canadian band, the Guess Who, was really made up of American draft dodgers.

Ted Nugent was in the Guess who?!?!?!?

 

[felonious69]

Keanu Reeves and Roger Waters are the same person...it's done with mirrors.

Ray Charles was done with mirrors too, but what's the point?

 

[felonious69]

If you wipe your gear down with vinegar, no douchebag will ever be able to touch it.

 

[felonious69]

Yes, but they keep theirs in a special drawer.

Some of 'em have a kick start!

 

[felonious69]

Suzi Quatro was only flat sometimes.

 

[felonious69]

One can check the knuckle of the middle finger by tapping it on a quality bass body.

One can check the whole finger by tapping it into a female bassist

 

[felonious69]

Angus Young actually killed Bon Scott by shoving his guitar through his chest

 

[felonious69]

If you live south of the equator and own a US made cab- you need to rephase the speakers

I think you have to wipe with the other hand too