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I almost bought one of those Startercasters too! However, I opted for the B.B. King signature edition MelonCaster. It sounded great, but had neck stability problems.

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Sunburst finishes can only be made in equatorial regions as the freshly picked guitars and basses must be laid out to sun dry. This develops the finish naturally. Likewise, Arctic White instruments can only be made at the polar regions, black finishes underground, blue in the ocean, and green ones in forests.

Natural finishes can, therefore, only be created in nudist colonies.
 
Sunburst finishes can only be made in equatorial regions as the freshly picked guitars and basses must be laid out to sun dry. This develops the finish naturally. Likewise, Arctic White instruments can only be made at the polar regions, black finishes underground, blue in the ocean, and green ones in forests.

Natural finishes can, therefore, only be created in nudist colonies.
Can you get natural ones trimmed or are they all bush league?