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Cocaine residue, elbow grease, and snot, in equal proportions, makes up the secret chemical compound that facilitates all high-priced road worn finishes, from all custom shops, throughout the known universe, truth be told. Dark matter ages tort to a similar degree, but only in the hands of respectable Elvis impersonator artisans who often find gainful employment in this industry, in between gigs, as a direct consequence. Thank you very much.
 
First, they made a 4 string bass, then came the 5 string. Soon the 6, 7, and 8 string bass was sold on the guitar market.... Someone jumped back and started selling 3 string basses, even 1 and 2 string units were popular... Another jump ahead and I saw a 17 string bass in a shop.

Well, why not a zero string ... Yes, I am selling a zero string bass that is so easy to tune that a drummer could do it. Last night I played two of them at one time and no one heard a bad note.
 

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