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Men Shaving... I'll never understand

I hate shaving. My beard gets trimmed every couple months and that's it.

Me, too.
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Frightening, isn't it?
 
For me i keep 'burns and a goatee 90% of the time. Cant stand fuzzy neck and upper lip. I tend to drink beer from cans and i cant stand getting a 'stache caught in the pop top. I do have the ability to change things up (grows too darn fast), but smooth neck and upper lip rocks.

Well, thats what the lady tells me..:p
 
I have red cheeks. It's really cute. :rolleyes:

I look like a kid when I fully shave, I leave a goatee and connect it to the sideburns with a thin line under my chin. I look handsome this way too, I don't really like the looks of my chin and I hide it this way. (Had dental treatment when I was a kid and didn't do everything the doc told me to do. Lover side of my jaw is not in alignment with the upper side, ridiculous:D)

If I grow a full beard, I look like a black bear that got out of hibernation. I have thick, dark black beard.
 
If I don't shave, It'll look like a bunch of black cats were sleeping on my face. When I do shave, I get acne and horrible spots allover my face. I normally just use the 1/8 in attachment on hair trimmers. It's weird. I cant grow facial hair to save my life. I'm (almost) hairless. Everything above the waist has a light fuzz. Everything else looks like a brillo pad.

But I think I take the man award- nobody else has mentioned shaving with a boxcutter and a zippo lighter in traffic.