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I agree though that it does seem like you see a lot of ugly slides these days. I wonder if players' sprint speeds are just higher on average these days compared to the past, and if that is a factor. I would assume it's harder to slide in control the faster you're running. Of course, not everybody in the league is a super fast runner. But in general, pitchers are throwing harder than ever before, balls seem to be coming off of bats harder and faster than before. It's such a high performance sport now. Guys might be rounding the bases faster too. Statcast hasn't been tracking sprint speeds for very long so I don't think it's possible to compare current players to previous eras in that regard.