I wish I had thought to snap a picture... my drummer and I were hired for a US tour by a country group from Mexico. In order to save space in the van we were given explicit instructions to only bring one bass (tucked my radial tone bone in the case) and just his stick bag. NOTHING ELSE, every gig would be backlined.
The first show we get no soundcheck, so I walk on stage and find a GK 210 combo. Ok, not ideal, but I'll make it work. Then I notice... there's NO SPEAKERS IN IT. I convince them to use my DI and figure I'll make due with my wedge.
Not more than 30 seconds into
the first song my wedge blows up, absolutely no sound. And it stays that way for the rest of that night.
To make matters worse, the drummer is stuck on a Jr. Sized throne and can barely see over the rack toms. Aaaand, he's playing on a borrowed snare from a "Banda" group (imagine if you could put a snare stand on a timbale). I wish I could describe what his "train shuffle" beats sounded like.
Somehow we made it through our hour in one piece. I've got other stories with these guys... thank god it paid well.