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News Flash!: Squier Not a Real Bass

Mercenary that I am, I only ever have one question: "Do you get paid to play a Warwick?"

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I would have been like cool man...my XYZ basses are inside you want to check them out...this is just my bass for when I am gigging around crappy areas and don't feel like getting my better gear stolen

Or asked him where he was playing that night and how much he normally gets paid for a gig...

However...the point of this is to make him feel bad about saying something stupid like he just did, without being a obvious jerk...but if he was that stupid to say in the first place, he probably wouldn't get it.
 
Actually, my VM P is the only thing I play anymore. My "real" Fender (MIM) sits on the stand. The guys I jam with just can`t get over the fact that I play a Squier. Every time we get together, they pick it up and noodle with it during breaks and are just kinda dumbfounded. And these are guys that play vintage Strats, Teles, and Custom Shops worth more than my car :bassist:

Funny thing is, that I have both an MIA Jazz Deluxe 5 and a Warwick Thumb BO5 and combined they don't get 10% of the play time my Squire Affinity Jazz 5 gets. Go figure. Anyone who disses one of these things without physically going out and trying a few first is missing out bigtime.
 
My favorite reply to stuff like that is a plain and simple, "good for you" and say it with a huge smile as though you were complementing a child for just having learned to tie their shoes.

I had a college friend who would handle these situations by pausing for a few seconds with an incredulous look on his face, then enthusiastically crossing his arms and doing a high kicking mountain-folk kind of dance.

"You got a Warwick too? WooooHOOOO!!!"

In more polite company he'd just let out a big 'WhooooPPPEEEEE!" The offender felt stupid and quickly left, every time. Girls thought it was hysterical. :smug:
 
1. Best bass for metal is a common question of n00bs and a common joke of the people who have been here a while.

2. I don't play metal.

3. I'd be even less likely to own a Warwick than play metal.

Just a joke, brother. And Yes, I play much, much more than just metal. Been playing for 25 years. Getting a reggae band rolling this spring/summer. Gonna spit out some freaking MAD dub and roots. When we get some tracks down, I'll post them.
 
I had a college friend who would handle these situations by pausing for a few seconds with an incredulous look on his face, then enthusiastically crossing his arms and doing a high kicking mountain-folk kind of dance.

"You got a Warwick too? WooooHOOOO!!!"

In more polite company he'd just let out a big 'WhooooPPPEEEEE!" The offender felt stupid and quickly left, every time. Girls thought it was hysterical. :smug:

LOL!! My kinda folk!
 
Just wondering...

For those of you that have said you have much more expensive basses that you hardly play because your Squier gets played the most...

Why do you even keep the expensive stuff? Seems to me that's an opportunity cost that would be better spent elsewhere, like on a better amp rig, lessons, savings, etc.

I'm not saying it's wrong; just would like to get your insights on how/why do you justify the higher-end gear if you don't use it. Collectors item? Fear of having it stolen? What?
 
One UPS truck carrying a Squier bass leaves NYC at 10:00am and heads west at 65 mph. A second UPS truck carrying a Warwick bass leaves Chicago at 10:25am and heads east at 55 mph. What time did the drivers eat breakfast?

I don't know when they had breakfast, but I was compelled by my disease to determine that if they want to meet for an early dinner to compare basses, they will cross paths in Akron Ohio at 4:47PM.
 
Just wondering...

For those of you that have said you have much more expensive basses that you hardly play because your Squier gets played the most...

Why do you even keep the expensive stuff? Seems to me that's an opportunity cost that would be better spent elsewhere, like on a better amp rig, lessons, savings, etc.

I'm not saying it's wrong; just would like to get your insights on how/why do you justify the higher-end gear if you don't use it. Collectors item? Fear of having it stolen? What?

Great question - you sound like my wife:D
I'd sure hate to set a precedent with her of having to get rid of something in order to buy something.:eek:

Seriously, I've bought most of my basses used and could flip them for about what I paid for them. I've just never felt the need to. You can check out my profile and see that I've got a lot of good stuff and of all my basses the $230 Squier Affinity Jazz 5 is the second most played bass. My PMJ North is my main bass, but it should be since I built it from the ground up to my exact specifications (right down to the custom designed John East preamp and custom wound pickups). The kicker is that my main bass ran me well over several thousand bucks to design and build and the lowly $230 Squire does a good job of coming in a close second in the sound, looks and feel departments. Overall, both are heads and shoulders above anything else I own. That's why just about everything else is in a case in a closet and get's taken out once a month for cleaning, inspection and a few minutes play time.
 
Great question - you sound like my wife:D
I'd sure hate to set a precedent with her of having to get rid of something in order to buy something.:eek:

Sounds like my ex wife :)

This bass is my first one in about a year. I play drums primarily and I have problems with Carpal Tunnel so I wasn't playing much. So needless to say the last drumset I bought came with a "you have to sell the bass if you're not using it" stipulation.

So I sold it, then we got divorced and I got the itch again and thankfully my g/f is a musician and is fully supportive.
 
fourstringdrums said:
Sounds like my ex wife :)

LOL! Thank God my wife sounds (and looks) great. She has put some sense into me and while very supportive, helps me to keep my GAS in check.

Now, not to hijack the thread, but since the topic of sounding/looking like just came up, I have another one for you seasoned folks: I've noticed that many bassists in their description of the type of tone that they like, want something "with balls"..."to hit them in the gut"... something with "growl". Grrrrrrr!!!!

... but then they turn right around and say (referring to their bass) that "she's a keeper".

Do I sense some sort of identity crisis, or are bassists in general as goofy as they come? :-D (hiding)
 
I had the opposite experience with FedEx. The fellow who delivered my new Lakland 55-69 asked "hey, you a bass player?" as I stepped out of the house to meet him. Turns out he was a (former) touring drummer with all sorts of industry experience and was very interested in bass stuff.