I've been nefariously getting my car worked on, followed by a nefarious walk with my pooch, and then a nefarious nap. But I'm gonna be there tonight! LET'S GO CAPS!
...I was at the last game the Caps played at home against the Jets, the one where the Caps had a 2-0 lead until the final 4:30, where they let in two goals (including that fluke blast from Byfuglien at the blue line that Alzner redirected past Neuvirth) and then lost it in OT. So between that and the competition for the 8th seed, I expect it to be quite raucous!
You're going to be there? You rat.
I'd say good luck & may the best team win, but instead I think I'll just say, "a pox on your locker room...."

