(Eating)
People that chew with their mouths open, or talk while chewing, even worse people that feel the need to do both and smack their tongue and mush over and over against the roof of their mouth.
What are you a freaking horse?
(Driving)
People that hit their brakes for absolutely nothing at all.
People that can't drive at least the speed limit.
People that get extremely nervous while driving in inclement weather, yet still insist on doing it anyway and those that slow down 30 miles under the limit in the rain with their flashers on.
It's the best time to actually witness the contagiousness of stupidity though.
All it takes is one car to turn on their hazard blinkers and like a row of moronic dominos one right after the next will follow suit.
GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD if your afraid and can't drive don't just assume you decide when everyone else should slow down or when everyone else should take extra caution.
People that ride the shoulder in traffic, sit your butt in traffic Just like everyone else, your not special.
People that block the shoulder when those idiots are trying to drive past the traffic.
THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB, stay in your damn lane.
Let the police do their work. You have no idea if they are having an emergency you douche bag. They could have someone dying in their car and your dumb ash is gonna start a pissing contest right there on the side of the highway.
Some guy did this yesterday over and over, the third time he decided to play super blocker I said screw it and just closed his spot off leaving him stuck on the shoulder.
I'm sorry but I'm not sitting there while you play games pissing people off on the road. See ya.
(Household)
Open doors, cabinets, drawers.
(Internet)
People that feel the need to correct others when they obviously already know w/o a doubt what they mean already.
People that remind other people of rules even though it is not their job to do so. Or directs others on what they can and can not do, even though it's not their job, or business in any way.
Mind your business. Worry about yourself.
We're you a freaking crossing guard in a previous life?
People that pout and cry and constantly complain about grammar, spelling, punctuation and so on.
GET OVER IT, it's NEVER GOING TO STOP OR GO AWAY.
Most people just don't care enough to worry about it. Others don't feel the need to go back and correct mistakes. Some just didn't notice it.
And many are struggling to speak your language and still learning. This will ALWAYS be the case.
Quit driving yourself crazy over it, and for JimBean's sake PLEASE shut up about it.
How long are you going to harp on it?
Lord do you pull up to EVERY car on the road and tell them about their driving mistakes?
Do you tell every parent about their parenting mistakes when you see it?
Do you go to bars and correct karaoke singers for each word they get wrong or tune they sing out of key?
I hate to see what your going to do with yourself when the inevitable happens and text becomes a recognized language. U no itz Guna happen : )
U myt az well Kwit da nter-net now.
Your in for some stressful times.
(Hypocrisy)
And I'm a bit of a hypocrite because even I hate (just not enough to say anything) when people type like that.
Yo wad it do, wuz up cuz, wuz guud? Fo realz?
Okay I'm gonna stop because I honestly don't seem to have any end in sight Here. This could go on forever.
